midds

Rewound it

He's 100% done him there. Knows exactly what he's doing the horrible twat

Switching to Optus

WOOF!

See folks? Instantly better Also balances out the black and white rather than one colour dominating too much

Long sleeves just make everything better

He was always going to have loads of offers if he's decent and out of contract. No point getting all chewed about him signing, if he comes then great. If he goes elsewhere then fine. It's his decision and he'll have his own priorities

He seemed quite an affable bloke when he was at Dortmund, probably helped because he was always the underdog compared to Bayern. Once he came over here and took them over he just kind of clicked with their superiority complex and became arrogant as fuck, just like their fans are. Massively over-inflated opinion of themselves and their club and he fit them hand in glove. They're a match made in hell

Aye, needlessly dickish there. Could have handled those questions much better than the way he did without sounding like a bit of an arsehole doing it. Not saying I disagree with his overall message but he was way too abrasive there, no tact there at all

Can't deny it, I'm absolutely delighted to say I'm never going to have to watch another second of Klopp's Liverpool ever again thank fuck. I'll be avoiding them totally for the next few weeks and any tributes or farewells they have for the obnoxious cunt will completely pass me by thankfully

That's about as 5/10 as you can possibly get for a kit

Right, put this shit on mute for 15 mins

No card? Like at all? Of any colour? Fuck me

Oooopsies

Fully expecting Fernandes, Martinez and Rashford to all either start or get at least 30 mins from the bench