Shearergol

Maybe players aren't as tall.

"Hi, this is Arsenal, we'd like to offer Ramsdale and Emile Smith-Rowe in exchange for Isak...." "Hi Arsenal, that sounds like a great deal. How about you throw in Saka, Ødegaard and Saliba, as well as about £100m?. Oh, you can keep Ramsdale and ESR too, how about that?"

Regarding Olise, is there a reason he wouldn't just stay at Palace? Surely the press linking him with Man United is just like when they link Isak with Arsenal?

London’s incredible, in the right places, with the right people. It’s about as multicultural as you could find, which personally is a massive draw for me. Newcastle is class too, but as someone who lives a similar distance from both I’d probably head south. I prefer Manchester myself though.

Sean, stop that stupid forward dive when someone stands behind you and you’ll be fine. Ta 👍🏻

The media absolutely ADORE these cunts

@Paully you weirdo

These are both shit. We had third if not for injuries 😔

nah, I fucking love Howe. One of his biggest fans on here.

he’s soooo close to being, with plenty of career left to get there. One of the best players in the league for me

Our manager knows ball

I hear his bets on us winning only actually stopped when he realised Longstaff would have to start every week.

No, I get it. I just think betting on your own team winning is the least bad bet you could make

I don't think there's anything wrong with footballers betting on themselves winning I realise it's a huge can of worms.