Yorkie

Bleh, rubbish. Highly doubt there's anything left in the competition that can match them now. Can very well understand why Villa fans might love Martinez.

Get the fuck in, Lille

It's one of the most obnoxiously brazen decisions that I can recall. Not a single fuck given about the interests of anyone other than a very select few. £33million is buttons relative to the prize money PL clubs get for competing in Europe and, spread thinly, does not replace the 'life-changing' windfall a club might receive off the back of a cup replay - even if it isn't budgeted for. Not to mention the devaluing of the competition itself by binning an aspect that it's so famous for. Besides, what in God's name does scrapping replays at the 1st and 2nd Round stages have to do with reducing fixture congestion for the rich few?

Wonder, given the amount of detail and the fact they're obviously fans, if they're the audio assistant comms for blind fans? Remember them advertising for it early last season.

Good to see all the PL teams dispatched. Pray to God there's no miracles tomorrow night.

Fair play, that's an unexpected boost.

What a fucking beauty of a strike that was. Whistles past the goalie.

That is absolutely obscene. It's 200 miles away.

Would really like to see Dortmund get there if only to demonstrate the difficulty of our group.

Dortmund lead!

Dortmund level of on aggregate again. Savage and the commentator waffling away about God knows what whilst the cross was coming in.

Brilliant finish from Correa

Yep. Dortmund home game, a massive part of their (very effective) gameplan was 'shut Trippier down'. Man Utd was one of his, if not the, best performances in a Newcastle shirt.