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Onana’s clearly picked up since his disasters at the start of the season but I’m absolutely positive he’s going to produce a lot more gaffes and his positioning and how he sets his body isn’t right. He’s very athletic and has good feet but he’s complacent as well

Antony - Contract expires Jun ‘27 (option for a further year) Casemiro - Contract expires Jun ‘26 (Option for another year) Marcus Rashford - Contract expires Jun ‘28 Andre Onana - Contract expires Jun ‘28 (option for another year) Mason Mount - Contract expires Jun ‘28 (option for another year) Some painful reading there for Man U fans. They’re going to have to hope that someone comes in for some of those. Can’t see Casemiro, Antony or Mount getting picked up

Indeed, we’re not taking this line just to be dickheads, we’re going to have legal support backing up our decision in relation to his contract. If you think Man U offering a derisory £2m is going to fly well with CAS then fair enough, believe what you want. I’m struggling a bit with you, you wanted Howe out, have barely posted other than complaining about Howe, this is your line here and “United”. It’s not a good look is all I can say

Thankfully, Lewis Hall is clearly a lovely lad as well

Intricacies of player movement? Issues we could encounter by not doing a deal? Please expand

Does it fuck suit us more than Man U. We’re going to have a replacement in for this window. Man U are a rudderless mess with empty pockets Jim coming in promising a brave new future. The more that they continue to suffer, the better for us climbing the league consistently. We need to be damaging the current richest clubs as much as possible. Every season that Chelsea, Man U and Spurs don’t get CL or European football makes it harder for them to remain powerhouses. Who cares about £5-10m if it seriously damages them and gives us better prospects going forward

Getting more and more desperate to finish sixth and shove King Rat’s face in the mud. If Man U lose the FA Cup final and finish below us, and they haven’t paid for Danny “Green Fingers” then it’s going to look pretty bleak for them going forward. We have to win tonight

He still has to want to go but if the release clause is met and he wants to go then yeah it’s over

I don’t see the quality player in Jackson. He’s clearly got some strong physical attributes, looks like he should be strong and has a lot of pace but his finishing is about as bad as you can get and his movement should be a lot better given his pace. He’s obviously young and can develop but he’s not an natural finisher at all

Annoying as fuck that this isn’t on TV

King Rat trying to make out like we’re the problem here. Senile dickhead

Is it time for them to set up a taskforce that includes Seb Coe, Barack Obama and Greta Thunberg so they can make the case to the UK government that they should finance their sporting director acquisition?

We’re allowed to be relegated without it being banned, frankly it’s encouraged

Maybe I’m talking shit: August - P3 W2 D 1 Sep - P4 W3 D1 (including a win against Liverpool and a draw away to Arsenal) Oct - P3 W3 So that was 26 from 30 points (ten games) They then had Nov - P3 L3 (hadn’t realised that month was so bad) Dec - P7 W4 L2 D1 (against Man City away) Jan - P3 W2 D1 (away to Man U) Feb - P3 W1 L1 D1 Mar - P4 W3 L1 Apr - P3 W1 L1 D1 The first three months were their best start ever so I just assumed they must have had very poor form in the second half given they’re not likely going to get top 4 now. However, it’s been mixed rather than poor form

Definitely, their form in the second half of the season has been very poor. A lot hangs on this summer window. They still need to make a few key changes, Son is getting close to the end of his time at the top level. Richarlison had started to show some form but he keeps getting injuries so they’ll need a new striker at least. They need a left winger and they don’t have much depth. If they mess up this window they’re really going to start slipping away