Mike Ashley (former owner)

We all want him to get out of are club but he doesn't care this is just free advertising for him waste of time

Can't say I've ever seen Yorkie and Keith Bishop in the same room at the same time when I come to think about it

Should've glued them all over it.

BBC 6 o’clock news. Well done lads.

We'll be inherited by his son so yeah, it'll keep being bad.

What makes you think that?

It’s not the throne. Parents often split inheritance equally now.

Political correctness gone mad tbh.

Money laundering?  VAT?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fucking clip of him. Cunt.

Look at this cunt man fucking vile

Some incredible hand gestures

You are not a panto villain at all, you are a total cunt. And stop waving your hands all over the gaff you fucking arsehole.

Unfortunately still breathing though

Bloke's an absolute weirdo.

for someone whos a complete wanker you would expect his hands to be all over the place......He said SD is going to be bigger than JD fucking dream on you stupid cunt

'Pantomime villain' is wrong because it implies humour and a light-heartedness to his despicability.

He's truly evil, there's no panto here.

What the fuck's he on about, picking the Newcastle team? I've literally never heard that levelled at him. I think there might have been a murmering about it in 2008, back when Alan Smith couldn't seem to do anything bad enough to get out of Keegan's side. Ashley's got Smith on his shirt so he must be insisting that he stays in the side; but then that would have been in Keegan's book, and it wasn't. I've literally never, ever heard of it other than that.

He reckons the two things we hate most is: A, we don't spend the same as Man City and B: we don't like him picking the side.

Clueless arsehole. Wish he'd just fuck off. Prick.

Incidentally, if there's ever any doubt about the set-up/scripted nature of interviews (like the David Craig ones or that one in a Sky Studio last year when he hinted at the Kenyon stuff), you only need to watch stuff like that one above. When it's not all pre-rehearsed, he's just a defensive, argumentative rancid ball of hot air. Shouting, sweating, emotional, arms waving everywhere. 'By the way' this, 'by the way' that. By the way, you're a fucking wanker. Fuck off.

‘I know hardly anything that’s going on in the company’.

Aye mate, those questions about 0 hours contracts, staff needing medical attention due to exhaustion, and all round typical exploitation of staff and finances you have been asked for years and you still don’t about them.

Those grey hairs are starting to show through, hopefully it’s a stress thing and not just age related.

Also, £2m for a big 4 accountancy firm to do your finances? Haha, what a joke, the level of trouble you appear to be in with the level of accountancy they’ll need to do, it will cost £2m just for them to sit down and arrange a meeting with SD.

Incidentally, if there's ever any doubt about the set-up/scripted nature of interviews (like the David Craig ones or that one in a Sky Studio last year when he hinted at the Kenyon stuff), you only need to watch stuff like that one above. When it's not all pre-rehearsed, he's just a defensive, argumentative rancid ball of hot air. Shouting, sweating, emotional, arms waving everywhere. 'By the way' this, 'by the way' that. By the way, you're a fucking wanker. Fuck off.

Why does nobody want to audit him?

No one has ever accused him of picking the team just like no-one ever threatened his family. Lying cunt.

Moaning about owning NUFC bringing too much scrutiny on him from the media. Sell it then, you fucking duplicitous blimp.

This bloke has far to much on his plate and boy is it starting to show unfortunately for the fans of Newcastle, Sports Direct is so involved with it now that they will both go down in flames.

“Straight as a dye, I have asked questions and got straight answers. I am sure that will continue.” - Steve Bruce on Mike Ashley.

It's fucking mental he's made it as far as he has. The bloke is a moron.