The Bonk

TNT tear hunting a few poor wee lads.

I've been to games in Germany and the Netherlands, will have to do a big game in France at some point. Thanks @Disco mate.

Lille atmosphere is canny like. Villa not getting a sniff here.

Let's get Conte back too while we're at it.

Goofball, man.

can't stop, won't stop the troll.

Pau Cubarsi playing him on and basically duck's outta the way.

Offside?

Aye, this is proper theatre. How do both these cunts lose?

Another red for Barca's bench.

Fuck off, man. They're going to riot in Barca. Demebele launches himself there.

He absolutely pummelled that UEFA sign.

Xavi sent off

I thought I had it made when I was recruited by a competitor, walked out of the building after giving notice, then proceeded to get my bonus and paid for 3 weeks until I started the new gig. Dan Dan the Gardening Man has shown me up for the chump that I am.

so true. "CAHTEL CLOOBS!!!"