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Real are so passive here, not sure what they're up to. Bayern just popping it about between them and looking comfortable

I'm about 6ft and maybe 34 waist, got the XL and they're a little bigger than I thought. I should have gone L but happy enough

Got the hoodie, sweatshirt, training T (for the bairn), shorts and tracky bottoms and they're all lush. Total cost was about £80? Can't be robbed

Got nearly everything for a quarter of what it should have been but everything looks and feels pretty good to me

Ordered loads of the blackout gear (cheers for the codes gentlemen) and I'm pleasantly surprised by the quality of the Castore gear. Think I was expecting it to be a bit shit given their reputation but I'm happy with all of it tbh, good stuff

Absolutely nobody could have predicted this would happen

Get in BVB, good stuff. Completely deserved, chuffed for them

PSG players just starting to lose their shit. Excellent

Problem they have is how much do they back the bald fraud with in the window? I wouldn't be letting him spend much at all given how he's got this team playing atm. Not even sure he deserves another season given how appalling a lot of the performances have been, ultimately he's responsible for results and they've been shocking. Very real chance they finish 8th and that's as low as I've known them to finish for decades. Better off saving the warchest for the next cretin who replaces him in June/November

ten Hag is completely finished there. Just watching his interview now and he's just chatting utter shit, I know English isn't his first language but he looks and sounds fucking clueless. It's the exact interview managers give about a month before they get sacked. He's 100% done

Honestly think we can win all 3 games left, I'd back us against almost anyone at home and Man U & Brentford aren't anything to be scared of. Not saying we'll win all 3 but I'm pretty confident we'll get 7 at least

Christ FINALLY regressing to the mean. They've been winging it all season but finally they're getting the results their performances deserve. They're muck

This could easily be the worst Man U side I've ever seen. I'm 47 and they were no great shakes in the mid 80s but this lot are so far away from what they used to be. There's just nothing about them at all

Arsenal will rip their arseholes out next weekend

Carragher going in 2 footed on Casemiro