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https://www.udio.com/songs/ahb47w6v2NPLBGxMy2X1Lg

There was a better atmosphere at Stamford Bridge during the COVID season. Should be fines for these awful dirge crowds.

I'm glad we didn't sign Maddison, as I don't think he'd do half the pressing he'd be expected to do.

You could have the fastest car in the world, but what does that matter when someone has come along and put 50mph speed limiter on it.

Man U such a longball team now too.

£1bn squads crying about Newcastle.

But we can all agree Man U fans, especially Irish ones, are massive wankers.

"Three stripes to mirror the club badge" is often the reasoning (at least from Puma).

Just thinking about that time we were first linked to him and I thought it was the worst transfer dealing since Silvio Marić.

The "Big Six" having the worst atmosphere is incredible

We made ourselves look dumb by openly going after someone already managing a team (while they were on course to win a trophy)

Captained Andersen.

Spurs have spent 31 years in the Premier League and their highest finish was 2nd.

Declan Rice is Scott Parker. You don't hate Scott Parker, do you? You don't hate... England, do you?

The first 11 years of the Premier League (before Chelsea's takeover) The 11 years after Chelsea's takeover