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Or if we hadn't thrown away the Liverpool game. Going to haunt me for the rest of time.

The good news for Man United is their next three opponents have only scored 219 goals this season.

That was always the problem though. Well run clubs sell a player a year or two early. Dumb ones buy them three years too late.

I'm not sure I've ever been more let down by xG in my life. Palace - 1.10 (and that 3rd goal accounts for 40% of it) Man United - 0.29 Feels like it should be 4x that.

Is he offside? Yes, by a full hectare.

"One of the worst 45 minutes of defensive football I've seen in the Premier League this year. Erik Ten Hag has had nine days since the game against Burnley to work on his game plan to play Crystal Palace. They have been all over the place--it's hard to be that bad with international players." -- Robbie Earle

Since Jan 1 they are 7th with 23 points. We are 5th with 24. Since Feb 1 they are 7th with 20 points. We are 6th with 21.

New entry when you look up the definition of Thunderbastard.

Match report can now be written: Crystal Palace defeated Manchester United 4-0 on Monday night at Selhurst Park, but the visitors will be aggrieved at a first half goal that was ruled out for a foul on Rasmus Hojlund. After an energetic opening period, United thought they equalised after a lovely floated header to the near post. The valiant visitors gave their all, but an injury depleted squad came up short. Michael Olise scored four goals. Erik Ten Hag may be under increasing pressure when they host league leaders Arsenal this weekend, but fan representative Froggy assures us his hands are tied and he's doing the best he can.

Palace better be out of sight at halftime.

You could make a highlight reel of players being dribbled past just from the last five minutes.

Eze just dancing through people. Please Palace.

It might be bad in the near term, but seems like a gift longer term. I can't imagine it was going to end well.

These football positions are different to the normal world, but in the normal world going all the way to the end and getting an actual offer is sometimes the only way to get a counter.