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Nervous about Chelsea. Just have to hope they slip up to Forest or Wham. They need to get 3 more points than us to overtake, so I think 5+ would be enough..... fingers crossed.

Can't remember the last time we signed a player I was pushing us to get for months. It'd just make so much sense. Expected Spurs/Liverpool to grab him.

Love a bit of Dyche, man. Not gonna lie. Wish him all the best.

5 seems about right tbh. A win, a defeat, couple of draws.

Tricky one, this. Didn't realise how close these are to survival.

Top seven is looking fairly likely now. Let's say Chelsea get 10 points from Spurs, Wham, Forest, Brighton, Bournemouth - a mixed run - then we only need 5 points.

Relieved to see Liverpool appoint Slot, as hopefully that should bring a slide down the table for a few years.

Get 7th and have a big summer

Feeling uneasy about the Chelsea v Man City semi.

I know it's almost certainly bad news for us but I just can't kick the habit of loving Arsenal's elimination (plus Liverpool + Wham tomorrow)

Just get both sides to remove a player every 10 mins. 10 v 10, 9 v 9, 8 v 8 The goal will soon come + it's less luck-based than penalties.

Chuffed to see Liverpool and Arsenal lose, just a shame it was for Villa. Really want them knocking down a bit.

Only narrowly behind Germany, then. Hmm, I'm torn between what's best for Newcastle and the hilariousness of bad things happening to Villa, Spurs, Liverpool and Arsenal.

Just have to hope Osimhen and Gyokeres get more attention. We genuinely have one of Europe's best strikers at our club and not for the first time.

He's so bad, I think playing with an open goal would concede less.