Unlucky Luque

I will probably learn to hate him if he goes to another english club. His in-game antics will be unbearable.

soft if we get it

Can't the badge just be the badge?

Should have one of those sensors on the front of the shorts too when Isak is running with the ball.

9 mins?? wtf

Goal drought? Play Newcastle.

They'll nick this now. So predictable and unavoidable.

so fucking stupid arms being offside

Three times Dubs has come to claim the ball and been ignored

So fucking cool. Absolute world class

What happened to Lucas de Bolle? He was highly rated what seems like a decade ago, but can't remember seeing him in any of the recent line-ups

Yep, I completely checked out after Rafa left and Bruce was the replacement. Can't believe people found the strength to stay on after being absolutely cucked by Mike Ashley. Didn't give two shits about Bruce. The last years under Pardew I hate-watched our games, supporting whoever we played against. I wanted Pardew to lose.

Fairly obvious gameplan. Murphy crosses over to Burn who heads it back into the mix. 5-1 city

Thierry Henry regen