Disco

Get them to tap up Bakayoko deal in exchange for some stroopwaffels.

Alvarez, Bernie and Rodri all have more than KbD this season. Possibly Doku too but I’m not sure.

Mad game to throw him into for a debut.

City wanting this game done asap. Pressing has been insane.

Needs to rack off back to the billabong.

Don’t see many diving headers these days.

KdB yeah you know me.

Interesting to see how Barca gets on. Huge prospect but a potentially a massive liability too.

I suspect there’ll be caveats all over the place including being related to whether we’re in Europe next season. On the face of it it seems a pretty fair/logical clause for player and club. I hope/reckon he might do one more year with the proviso if we don’t win something or get CL he can go next season.

The game where they beat us 0-1 and Danny Webber (I think) scored is probably the worst game I think I have been too. Remains the only Newcastle game I’ve left early too. As for this one, score early and it should be a fairly routine afternoon but if it was me I’d just be getting the ball forward to Gordon and Barnes, back in 4-3-3, as soon as possible and get them pepper crosses and shots in. Whoever is in goal will be shit.

PSV 0-8 up in Heerenveen. Didn’t realise they were miles ahead at the top. Assumed Feyenoord were close.

How similar is Andre at Flu, @Flip?

Man Utd can't afford to pay this season and he’s getting angry he can’t start working with Man Utd crowd favourites Mason Greenwood and Antony. Your fear for his wife and kids if he has them.

It’s obviously bollocks and it happened a few weeks back like but we’re an afflicted fanbase so we all know what will happen.

Didn’t seem to know where he was supposed to be playing. Absolutely nailed on he was going to be shite after that interview came out, he’s pure Newcastle now.