AyeDubbleYoo

I think he just pickled it because it's a nice tune for some slow-mo highlights

Reminds us just how criminal the neglect of our commercial side has been under Ashley. Absolutely mind-blowing levels of negligence.

You aren’t

Yeah it’s a shame, always like to know what we’ve achieved and have a sense of the season closing. But guess every team can’t be home on the last day.

I'd personally be disappointed if it's only 65k. We could fill that easily every week now, and we're not even 'that' good yet.

Steven Taylor in Malmaison cafe on quayside.

Does Bellingham wear upper body armour?

What a lineup.

Do we even own him yet?

I’ve got a ball but it belongs to work so don’t boot it into the river.

Not sure what you mean by ‘he’ll get next season’. As in, someone who has proven to be brilliant at their job is allowed to continue doing that job?

Our players seem to spend more time in Paris than London.

Maybe he can work on it for a year or so and then get some more gardening leave by agreeing a move somewhere else. He's cracked it.

The Irish TV at the weekend spending the build-up talking about how he still might lose his job was genuinely unreal

Incredible record considering he took over a relegation team.