Guybrush

I was in Bora Bora just now and someone shouted at me "You're in Bora Bora, and not in Newcaslte" and I said, "Yes".

Love Wilson as a striker but since both of his pecs have fallen off, it would be great to sign someone younger in his mould. Unfortunately it really seems like strikers of his ilk that are within our reach are few and far between.

This. No idea where the energy came from, but the pressing and intensity was up there with our best.

And the mighty Paul Dummett returns to the pitch.

What a delightful weekend this has turned out to be.

Isak is just so good one on one man

Why is there an advert on my river for reading

Absolutely hate that numerical order format like

So, this looks like good news... what's the catch? Have both of his ACLs ruptured during negotiations?

I too would accept Sancho paying us to play on the RW.

Me fatha just mistakenly called Dominic Calvert-Lewin... Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, so really I feel like in some way we have won the match.

VAR has reffed this game more than the guy on the pitch paid to ref the game

9 minutes?!

We're all Paul Dummetts biggest fan, but he's had a nightmare there.

Well, he may have given away a penalty, so I retract my statement