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Dr Colossus

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  1. Premiership Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, Liverpool Relegation: Middlesbrough, Bournemouth, Hull City Overachievers: Burnley, Watford? Underperformers: Palace, Swansea, Leicester (compared to last season obviously), West Ham knackered by their new stadium and European football Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero Break Out Year: Ahmed Musa, Andre Gray, Nathan Redmond, Demarai Gray, Sofiane Feghouli (if that counts), Max Gradel Season to Forget: Georginio Wijnaldum, Juan Mata, Daley Blind, Nemanja Matic, Per Mertesacker PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Anthony Martial Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola (f**k you Jose!) First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pulis, Guidolin, Pards Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Brighton 3rd-6th: Norwich (P), Derby, Ipswich, Sheff Weds Relegation: Huddersfield, Barnsley, Burton Albion Newcastle United Where will we finish?: First by miles, winning every game and not conceding a goal winning every game except one and only conceding one goal Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: Meh Domestic FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Arsenal EFL Trophy: Not a clue Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich (piece of piss these three) Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Either Sevilla or not Sevilla World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo, undeservedly. Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Either narrowly avoid or narrowly fail to avoid relegation Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Either over winter or after the end of the season Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Jumping into the crowd with his shirt off (he'll get away with all his usual violence)
  2. Used my All-Out Attack just because I didn't want these Bellerin points.
  3. For serious though: Butland BellerĂ­n, Alderweireld, Monreal Kante Mahrez, Ozil, Payet Vardy, Kane, Lukaku Subs/Contenders: Cech, Smalling, Van Dijk, Fuchs, Daniels, Dier, Eriksen, Willian, Barkley, Alli, Ighalo, Aguero Dodgy formation because it was hard to pick another centre back to add and a striker to take out.
  4. http://www.footballuser.com/formations/2016/03/1424039_Dream_Team.jpg
  5. Was crying out for this today, Barkley had so much space around him in the first half.
  6. Happy Christmas to one and all!
  7. Spent all week deciding between Barkley and Deulofeu. Fucking guess what.
  8. Goal was f***ing s**** man . I saw Chris Fairbank do a Geordie accent (albeit for only one scene I think), and I actually wanted to die. Check of IMDb says he was in Goal 3, which was complete shit. Original Goal was canny.
  9. Steve McLaren and Lee Clarke agree with this. He's got Santi Carzola's shoulder to cry on, though. Anyway, mine is the thing at the minute of American kids being banned from heading the ball because it leads to brain damage or something, which is only because they're not learning the proper technique. Good to see they're cutting off the main cause of their kids becoming mental mass-shooting mooseknuckles, though.
  10. Yes. Taking over the second most successful club in England is romanticism. f*** outta here with that s***. If he went to f***ing Norwich and made them gegenpressing masterminds, that would be romantic. Parma being romanticism Does he know how they afforded that boss collection of players?
  11. Parky lands the killer blow!
  12. Usually I'd be dead chuffed with captain Payet getting 20 as well..
  13. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/crystal-palace-fans-come-up-6571273 Is the gif at the bottom of this article nicked from that poster on here that was doing them?
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