Jill

I find her infuriating. I don’t watch women’s club football but she’s often at that shite for England.

Such a limp half. Thank fuck the season is nearly over.

Feels weird to have enjoyed it so far.

I like Osula’s bigger hair.

Give me fucking strength.

Hope we’ve saved the script for post-match comments from every other time this has happened.

This has got Sunday nap written all over it.

Left the house far too friggin early now I'm pacing at the bus stop like a weirdo.

Gulp. I woke up with my black and white cat squashing me almost to death so I'm taking that as a good sign.

Going to this and I am going to spend all of the time between now and then manifesting positive vibes.

Wellllll. Have I missed much

I'm making a sacrifice for you all - this clashes with my usual AA meeting so I won’t be watching live. I'm certain this will guarantee it’s a good one.

Phew.

Taking the piss with that stopped clock like.

That was so weirdly casual.