bobbydazzla

One swallow does not a summer make. That PSG game was up there as one of the greatest results we’ve ever served up. It’s a massive outlier.

Am I invited to ?

I enjoy watching Froggy mass debate

Increased competition for places at Stamford Bridge Maybe you shouldn't have signed for a club that has 50 players in the squad then, ya daft cunt.

Guess who’s back, seeking crack, tallywhack, hairy snack, my nanna, my nanna, my nanna, my nanna

Guess who's back, back again, Shagger's back, tell a friend

Statistics don’t care about where you were born or what language you speak

Apparently Hot Hot Heat wrote this song after seeing Maxi play for us, makes perfect sense once you see the lyrics. I've been shaking from making an awful decision I've been running and running Feels like my head is spinning 'round and 'round Around, around, around, around, around Bandages on my legs and my arms from you Bandages, bandages, bandages Up and down on my legs and my arms from you Bandages, bandages, bandages

Maxi's like that mate we've all got who thinks they're a better dancer than they actually are. They get a lot of attention and have loads of fun when they're out on the lash and people would think they're whacky. But they always wake up alone the next morning because they've got no discipline or end product.

I was so tuned out of football in the Ashley Bruce era that I don't think I saw Maxi play until Oct 2021 so I can't comment on the joy he may have brought in the darkest of days. But from Oct 2021 onwards I never rated him. Didn't like his attitude on the pitch and he was 90% show and 10% end product. So many times he did my head in because he'd stand for ages remonstrating with himself after doing 15 stepovers and then misplacing a pass, but we had our backs to the wall and needed everyone disciplined and focused on their jobs. Was glad to see the back of him.

Come to Sunderland, there’s so much more for you Sitole, change your name to Callum, you can do it by deed poll.

You've just described the entire World Cup before it reaches 1/4 Finals

For that money I’d sell immediately and send my nanna to Manchester with Elliot to flex her jumble sale muscles and make sure they definitely completed the deal.