Rich

Lasted a lot longer than I thought he would. Seemed a massive cunt of a bloke, no great loss.

Koeman is so shite, like.

Bruno assist.

Brady is so creepy

Pacqueta is sickeningly wank

Casemiro looks like a competition winner so far

Feels fucking mental to have our captain starting CM in midfield for Brazil in a World Cup.

Fucking class this like, stadium looks unreal with all the yellow. Howay Bruno son!

This one surely can’t let us down. 5-4 please.

Switzerland are always just fucking foul to watch, chuffed with that.

Haha get in

Fabi would’ve shitpinged one in by now, Elvedi is a coward.

Quite glad to see the benefit given to the attacker for once, but also enjoying the grief FIFA are getting. Rare win-win.

Dixon and Matterface. Fuck's sake.

This next one’s going to be a stinker, surely?