Sima

Eat that, Advocaat. You mackem bastard.

What’s Michael Buble doing out the house? It’s not Christmas.

Shite this.

Christ, goal music. Hope they play vindaloo when we score.

My boy Shithole going to light this tournament up.

Mexico must have been banned from doing the head across chest gesture.

End this tournament already.

We playing 23 v 23 or something?

Minging entrances.

Probably a replica in Mexico.

Thought David Guetta was a dude.

Tommy Robinson carrying the England flag?

Just like the training kit sponsor that hasn’t materialised after nearly five years

It’s not much fun sitting on your tod at the match imo, which saw my enthusiasm wane as the season went on. Like Nees, looking at my apps and I’ve spent thousands going to games in the last few years. That’s without taking into account the cost of pre and post-match pints. Ducking out before I get typecast as one of the old cunts in The Gallowgate.