Colos Short and Curlies

Yeah but the budget was minus £90m to start with

Don't think that matters to her tbh

Id rather an accidental collision with Dick Van Dyke that puts them both out for a long while

I don't see why it's that high a bar tbh. In the last 2 non European seasons we've finished in the champions league spots. We need to box clever this summer of course but no reason it shouldn't be a sensible aim.

4th has to be the target. Top 2 are a given but the rest of cartel have question marks as to how they fare with new managers. There is always at least one or two who have a shitter of a season, we need to be the ones to take advantage this time

Oh yeah, and Mrs Colo wants us to sign that Nigerian Goalkeeper

I know it's Australia but I like the way Poch has this US team playing, so if Howe was to leave I'll happily get behind the Poch train. He needs to smarten up mind

You can of course flip this to read that in a season where all bar 1 or clubs had sub par seasons we could only finish 12th.

KK will be leading the booing for the Rat. But of course we are all hoping for a collision between The Rat and Dick Van Dyke tomorrow that results in 2 nice injuries aren't we?

If they want to control the spending and profile then they should just give parameters that the club can work to - total budget, max per player,age profile etc. Anything outside of these rightly gets flagged for consideration, if they fit the parameters no need, crack on Willy

Had literally just said to the better half 'brought on 91st minute, 3-0 down. Yeah he's not doing anything'

I'll take that Bosnian as well

First game Forest away Boxing day Leeds home (New year fixture bonus Man I away) Last game Fulham or Chelsea away.

Let's bring that Croatian keeper in

Roy Keane in the floral shirt is like Roy Kent in tie dye