Lush Vlad

How many fingers is he holding up?

I thought Brazil looked a bit crap. Although I was only half watching. Limited in attack, open at the back and the midfield looked exposed a lot of the time. Unintentional ‘We’ve got Bruno in the middle’ chant there Bruno had his moments and looked better second half. Should have had another assist. But it all seemed a bit laboured. It felt like there was no real gameplan as such. The defending all round and then the keeping for Morocco’s goal was horrendously bad.

Leeds are in for him and all, I think.

I saw Mick Quinn in the Co-op this morning. As he lives round the corner from me. Does loads of corporate stuff and has been up in Newcastle quite a bit of late. But he was saying they’re building a new stadium and plans are all firmed up now. Hardly ITK, I know. Possibly one more for the Twitter bullshit thread

If he was on fire. I’d call 9-9-8 and let him burn. Corden, Hitler and Pardew. You have a gun, but only two bullets. I’d shoot Corden twice and then pistol whip him just to make sure.

Fuck-ing hell. I’d rather wank with sand paper than watch that.

Can’t wait for this……

Levels of narcissism I didn’t think were even achievable. Sounds worse than Musk and Trump

I was there that day and just remember shouting ZURAB and nearly falling over laughing

Did we sign anyone under him?! Not that we have got anyone OVER THE LINE ( @Alan Pardew™️ ) yet.

Even if we don’t end up signing this lad. With him and the young keeper we’re in for. I’m quite liking this new approach so far. Seems fairly high risk/reward. As it is decent money for young players from lesser leagues. But it is quite exciting and we also need to box clever with PSR. Whilst obviously needing to massively improve on the last window and how we went about it.

Ipswich away?

Gnocchi Gnonce

That would be fine if we were just always doing a Fulham or Palace (they win trophies now, mind). We still had plenty to play for looking at the league table. But we got humped off Barca and suffered another embarrassing defeat to the mackems. The response was non-existent and we got worse. Performances and results were mainly bad.