GideonShandy

Agree. Like Fay Wray or Jack Black. But not Sean Bean.

He said, "No, fuck that!" or so I've heard.

Yes. Edward Steed.

Compare and contrast

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/longest-bans-in-english-football-history-suspensions

https://talksport.com/football/1850823/linesman-assault-amlwch-town-penrhyndeudraeth/

From Wikipedia "He established himself in central midfield over the New Year with "a string of impressive performances". However, on 12 March 2013 he missed a pre-match team meal, but claimed he made his own way for the match against Bristol Rovers, only to be informed that he was not in the matchday squad when he was just five minutes away from Bristol. He took to Twitter to put his side of the story across, and an angry Micky Adams responded by saying Burge's tweets were "absolute nonsense and he's going to be disciplined". Burge was suspended for two weeks for breaking the club's "social media guidelines" after club management claimed he refused to apologise for the incident. On 12 April 2013, with three games left of the season, Burge left the club by mutual consent.[46] Club chairman Paul Wildes stated that "this has been a difficult decision for both parties". Vale secured promotion into League One at the end of the 2012–13 season, and users of a single Port Vale fan site voted him one of their three Players of the Season." Edit -- Wormy beat me to it.

Ipswich 2-1

Having run through the replay of the goal a few times, given the angle, trajectory and speed of the cross it would have been a really difficult one for the keeper to come out and claim.

He'll be 67 in a month.

9.5 Have to take off your shirt, stick it on the corner flag and wave it around like a madman, like Tino Asprilla did against Metz, to get the full 10.