Shouldn't bother with a plane and banner IMO, we need to get some wings of a sparrow, the dirty great arse of a crow and a new flight plan. Fly those over, much more enjoyable.
Must have been sat in the canteen stuffing his face. You dont end up with tits like that if you train everyday.
Unless your'e training your tits,in which case he's done well.
They are the ultimate survivors tho, like bottom feeders of the ocean that escape every mass extinction event.
True, Premier league table after "Armageddon" would read.
1. Sunderland AFC
2. Cockroach Utd
3. ....