noaliasmike

Realistically Shelvey can't be any worse than any of our existing centre mids. Having said that neither can my cat but I wouldn't sign him for £12m either.

I gave up on that about a week before he scored his first. Typical.

Did Jill put her 50p bet on?

Colback should go join Meek Mill, wherever he is.

We need to sign this Lloyd lass.

What the fuck is going on?

More cowardice from Bale as he takes a shot from 25 yards out.

I love how long Boateng was falling for. Man must have had at least 5 seconds to think about where to move and what to change his name to before he hit the floor.

Messi pls.

Speaking of blocked drains I remember when a sewer pipe burst in the toilets at work. Until today's performance from us that was the most shit I'd ever seen in my life.

I got 12/1. Was getting excited there for a second. Thanks Clichy.

Went with 2-2.

Comedy goal from a comedy club.