bobbydazzla

DAS IST EIN WHITEY VON DAS GOALIE

Pretty sure @JonBez comesock has confirmed that the new shirts are very similar to recent images floating round, particularly the Harvey Barnes pic And Mr Comesock is legit ITK on NUFC sartorial matters

Do you mean: A) you hope the 3 x kits will be more exciting than what we've seen leaked B) the 3 x kits are what we've seen leaked, but we'll have loads of extra NUFC clobber to buy C) the 3 x kits will be more exciting than the leaked ones and we'll also have loads of extra clobber to buy Cos if it's A or C then we've had it confirmed by a poster with ties to the squad that the kits are what we've seen I think B is why they're doing bespoke promo round N Shields & Newcastle And bringing in Fender would have been no bother, he lives close to where they've been filming the adverts. Easy bunce for him

Worked with Kim years ago, before she started her ascent up the greasy shite stained ladder of local politics Would never have predicted she’d have the ability to make it to the top

Adidas were filming kit launch promo vids with players last week, I seen them in N Shields whilst walking the durg So I’d imagine reveal is at least a week or two away as they’ll need to edit, get sign off etc

Flightradar says that Wolves ghetto bird went to Leeds, not Newcastle

And don't forget the disgusting amount of LED's that are so big and dazzlingly bright you can see them from Neptune

FUCK xG

Canny 1st half that like

Did I just read they’ve scored 1 goal in their last 6 games

Their team is fucking shit They have no manager There’s a billion empty crisp packets on the pitch The fans hate the club The stadium is tired and dated The Black Cat Bar has NUFC stickers and graffiti The stadium is powered by a generator Back shift at Nissan is more appealing than the match They have thousands of empty seats every game They’re skint and rely on loan players So they’re wasting £5,000,000 on 5G to “transform the match day experience”

Burnley got relegated, cogito ergo sum, Nick Pope is shite

£5 says he got lost on his way to Santana’s