Realistically Shelvey can't be any worse than any of our existing centre mids. Having said that neither can my cat but I wouldn't sign him for £12m either.
I love how long Boateng was falling for. Man must have had at least 5 seconds to think about where to move and what to change his name to before he hit the floor.
Speaking of blocked drains I remember when a sewer pipe burst in the toilets at work. Until today's performance from us that was the most shit I'd ever seen in my life.