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Fugazi

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #25 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 01:09:57 AM »
I've never given any thought to what time it is when our stateside posters are most prolific.

There should be a local time next to everyone's posts...
NE28

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #26 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 01:13:04 AM »
It may have a part to play, I suppose when it hits this hour you've really only got the Americans and the fuckabouts staying up watching US sports, wrestling, playing computer games and posting s***.

As a fuckabout myself, my best memories of this place are typically from around this time of night.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #27 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 01:30:12 AM »
Late night delirium definitely plays a part
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #28 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 04:09:12 AM »
Can we store all members of the 1000-club in Hall of Fame?

Daft questions Thread
« Reply #29 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 09:26:21 AM »
Good shout :thup:

TBG

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #30 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 02:00:44 PM »
Can you see Disco's signature pic from space
Benitez will be gone before the end of October.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #31 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 02:02:16 PM »
Depends if you have a computer with you.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #32 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 02:04:02 PM »
Can you see Disco's signature pic from space
:lol:
Depends if you have a computer with you.
:lol:

TBG

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #33 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 02:07:19 PM »
Touche

Benitez will be gone before the end of October.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #34 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 04:34:51 PM »
Google's search by image isn't working at the moment, for me. Anyone else?
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TBG

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #35 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 04:38:20 PM »
Calm down with the Daft Questions.
Benitez will be gone before the end of October.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #36 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 05:41:29 PM »
Google's search by image isn't working at the moment, for me. Anyone else?

Just stay calm, you can still get your fap on through Bing images.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #37 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 06:41:46 PM »
Bing :yao:
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #38 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 07:23:38 PM »
Where the south park thread?
AS9

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #39 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 07:24:05 PM »
O there it is
AS9

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #40 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 08:29:05 PM »
What the hell is going on in Gosforth? Sounds like a war zone and bombs have been going off for the last 15 minutes.


Fugazi

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #41 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 08:30:08 PM »
What the hell is going on in Gosforth? Sounds like a war zone and bombs have been going off for the last 15 minutes.



Can hear it in Wallsend too, there's a fireworks display at the racecourse.
NE28

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #42 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 08:30:28 PM »
What the hell is going on in Gosforth? Sounds like a war zone and bombs have been going off for the last 15 minutes.



Longbenton have finally invaded.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #43 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 09:56:54 PM »
:laugh:

I've settled down now, sadly. Could get away with it as a zany student c***. Did you not see how clean cut I was last time I saw you man?

By the way, for anyone seriously wondering - we try and lock threads at the 1,000 page mark (25k replies or thereabouts) after discovering how much of a huge drain on CPU resources mega-threads are. Every time someone clicks into one to read a new post the whole thing gets loaded by the forum software and can lead to severe slow down. Starting a new thread obviously eliminates this issue.

The worst thing is, we took the idea from RAWK.

 :p

Seriously, I'm no expert on SQL etc., but that sounds like bad software design to me. What gives?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #44 on: Tuesday 30 October 2012, 07:07:58 PM »
My washing machine leaves clothes with a musty smell. I think it's a bit of a racist because it only does it to colours, (washed at 40 degrees) but not whites (60 degrees). Anyway, I've read that vinegar might sort it out, but I've only got malt vinegar (or balsamic  :hom:), so should I use that, or go and buy some white vinegar instead? I guess it'd rinse out eventually either way, but I don't really want to have my clothes smelling like a chip-shop.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #45 on: Tuesday 30 October 2012, 07:10:06 PM »
Clean your washing machine. You'll have mildew/mould in there.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #46 on: Tuesday 30 October 2012, 07:11:01 PM »
Wy does the water level go down when you bleach a toilet?

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #47 on: Tuesday 30 October 2012, 07:16:03 PM »
It's scared of your face
I remember how the meaning of words began to change. I remember how different became dangerous.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #48 on: Tuesday 30 October 2012, 07:20:47 PM »
Clean your washing machine. You'll have mildew/mould in there.

Aye...pretty much.

You should put your machine on the hottest wash (empty) at least once a month. They're mancky, germ harbouring things.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #49 on: Tuesday 30 October 2012, 07:24:19 PM »
My washing machine leaves clothes with a musty smell. I think it's a bit of a racist because it only does it to colours, (washed at 40 degrees) but not whites (60 degrees). Anyway, I've read that vinegar might sort it out, but I've only got malt vinegar (or balsamic  :hom:), so should I use that, or go and buy some white vinegar instead? I guess it'd rinse out eventually either way, but I don't really want to have my clothes smelling like a chip-shop.

What are you washing with? Liquid, gel, powder?