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Daft questions Thread
« on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:33:42 PM »
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I'll start: why didn't Bluf do this earlier? :lol:
« Last Edit: Wednesday 12 February 2014, 11:42:20 PM by Rich »

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:36:05 PM »
Too much bong

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« Reply #2 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:37:19 PM »
Ideal time for someone to ask why threads get locked at 1,000 pages again btw.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #3 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:38:40 PM »
Ideal time for someone to ask why threads get locked at 1,000 pages again btw.

Why do threads get locked at 1,001 pages then? ???
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #4 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:39:14 PM »
Has the striking similarity between SEMTEX and Adam Campbell been mentioned before by anyone?

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #5 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:39:57 PM »
Ideal time for someone to ask why threads get locked at 1,000 pages again btw.

Why do threads get locked at 1,001 pages then? ???

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #6 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:40:22 PM »
Has the striking similarity of Rich and Limahl been mentioned before by anyone?
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #7 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:40:34 PM »
Too much bong

:lol:

No specifics. Just generally, too much bong.
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #8 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:41:39 PM »
Had to Google Limahl: 5' 5" tall. I know everyone looks tiny to you big man, but that's taking the p*ss :lol:

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #9 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:42:40 PM »
Too much bong

:lol:

No specifics. Just generally, too much bong.

I didn't realise it was a must. :hmm:
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #10 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:46:01 PM »
Had to Google Limahl: 5' 5" tall. I know everyone looks tiny to you big man, but that's taking the p*ss :lol:

:lol: It wasn't the height, more your hairstyles that I was thinking of....
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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:49:10 PM »
Has the striking similarity between SEMTEX and Adam Campbell been mentioned before by anyone?

:lol: He's got curly ginger hair ffs. I'm sticking to Andy Johnson.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:50:39 PM »
:laugh:

I've settled down now, sadly. Could get away with it as a zany student c***. Did you not see how clean cut I was last time I saw you man?

By the way, for anyone seriously wondering - we try and lock threads at the 1,000 page mark (25k replies or thereabouts) after discovering how much of a huge drain on CPU resources mega-threads are. Every time someone clicks into one to read a new post the whole thing gets loaded by the forum software and can lead to severe slow down. Starting a new thread obviously eliminates this issue.

The worst thing is, we took the idea from RAWK.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #13 on: Thursday 25 October 2012, 11:52:59 PM »
Has the striking similarity between SEMTEX and Adam Campbell been mentioned before by anyone?

:lol: He's got curly ginger hair ffs. I'm sticking to Andy Johnson.

If you ignore the hair I think it's a great shout. Face, stature, playing style, position and everything.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #14 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 12:07:05 AM »
Is there a thread where we can post what we think other posters look like in real life?

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« Reply #15 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 12:09:23 AM »
Is there a thread where we can post what we think other posters look like in real life?

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« Reply #16 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 12:09:32 AM »
Probably easier to just look in the photos thread and have your mind BLOWN

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« Reply #17 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 12:09:51 AM »
Is there a thread where we can post what we think other posters look like in real life?

Something like that, can't remember what it is called though :lol:

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #18 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 12:11:15 AM »
Can't be bothered, I'm starting a new one.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #19 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 12:11:46 AM »
:laugh:

I've settled down now, sadly. Could get away with it as a zany student c***. Did you not see how clean cut I was last time I saw you man?

By the way, for anyone seriously wondering - we try and lock threads at the 1,000 page mark (25k replies or thereabouts) after discovering how much of a huge drain on CPU resources mega-threads are. Every time someone clicks into one to read a new post the whole thing gets loaded by the forum software and can lead to severe slow down. Starting a new thread obviously eliminates this issue.

The worst thing is, we took the idea from RAWK.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #20 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 12:14:50 AM »
:knuppel2:

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« Reply #21 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 12:19:35 AM »
 :rose:
I am currently happy. Its weekend. Time to unwind after a stressful work days.

Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #22 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 01:08:16 AM »
Why is this place so mint after midnight?

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #23 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 01:08:33 AM »
Yanks getting home from work.

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Re: Daft questions Thread
« Reply #24 on: Friday 26 October 2012, 01:09:16 AM »