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Describe your sex life with a song title
« on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:03:26 PM »
saw this from somewhere else & it seemed good craic.  how's your love life?   :naughty:
altogether elsewhere vast
herds of reindeer move across
miles and miles of golden moss
silently and very fast

La Parka

  • Not Leeds Mag
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:05:12 PM »
All night long.
Lionel Richie - All Night Long

MW

  • Leazes Ender
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #2 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:05:44 PM »
:giggs:
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Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #3 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:06:36 PM »
Rape Me - Nirvana
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Disco

  • Sax-ing all over Europe 2012/13.
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #4 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:12:41 PM »
Backs Against the Wall (by Valencia)

Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #5 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:17:11 PM »
Does not suffice- Joanna Newsom.
"Whenever I have a nightmare it isn't in colour.  It's always black and white, the colours of the meanest, toughest  club ever to run on to a football field.  Collingwood.  I've laboured the point of my hatred of Collingwood and it isn't a friendly dislike - as a club they rankle me.  You couldn't like them, they think they are God's gift to football, they shun all outsiders and the only time I like to think of Collingwood is when they lose, because it hurts them so much. I've always been a bad loser, but I'm a good sport compared to Collingwood.  If they win they gloat, if they lose they hide themselves away and sulk.  When they lose they never visit your rooms or congratulate you and they'll send you round hot beer to have a drink.  I wouldn't drink anything they offered, you wouldn't know what they had done to it." Jack 'Captain Blood' Dyer.

Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #6 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:20:42 PM »
All hope is Gone - Slipknot

before that

Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas :)
"Now who ya gonna run to?"

TheGuv

  • She's as nervous as a tiny nun at a penguin shoot.
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #7 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:25:09 PM »
Hold on I'm Comin'


Sam & Dave - Hold On I'm Comin'


(Sam and Dave)
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"It was my decision and my decision alone to resign. I feel I have taken the club as far as I can, and that it would be in the best interests of all concerned if I resigned now. I wish the club and everyone concerned with it all the best for the future." Kevin Keegan 07/01/1997

"A manager must have the right to manage and that clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want."  Kevin Keegan
04/09/2008

Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #8 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:26:50 PM »
stickin' in my eye by NOFX.
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Ridman

  • Nee Pullman
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #9 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:33:24 PM »

We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Neil

  • ...or is it Niel?
  • Synthesizer Patel
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:44:27 PM »
Neil Young - Mr Disappointment.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Neil

  • ...or is it Niel?
  • Synthesizer Patel
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 12:44:51 PM »
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Skirge

  • Use The Force Pards
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #13 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 01:02:27 PM »
Happy hardcore land of fantasy

Happy hardcore land of fantasy

Skirge

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Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #14 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 01:06:59 PM »
Tooje can't post his from his phone.. I will do it for him

:D

I'm a w***** - Ivor Biggun - Winkers song

Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #15 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 01:07:47 PM »

The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son.

Relationship problems can be difficult.

Ste

  • Lounge Act
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #16 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 01:08:29 PM »
Alan Pardew's.

Studio B - I See Girls

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« Reply #17 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 01:10:48 PM »
Gone with the wind 

Si

  • Love, Feeling & European Football
"Hatem Ben Arfa......Newcastle welcomed him to Tyneside to ply his casual eroticism to a more appreciative audience."

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« Reply #19 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 01:45:25 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 01:47:39 PM »
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Fenham Mag

  • That's lush Pet
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #22 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 02:03:55 PM »
Glasvegas - Daddy's Gone

MW

  • Leazes Ender
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #23 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 02:06:28 PM »
No love Eminem
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MW

  • Leazes Ender
Re: Describe your sex life with a song title
« Reply #24 on: Thursday 2 February 2012, 02:08:10 PM »
Run - snow patrol
above the law - bad meets evil
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