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LucaAltieri

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She's pregnant.
« on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 10:48:45 AM »
 :yikes: :frantic: :idiot2: :smitten:

Help.
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Disco

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #1 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 10:55:59 AM »
:thup: / :thdn: (delete as appropriate)
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ZeRoE

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #2 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 10:59:48 AM »
POIDH
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LucaAltieri

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #3 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:01:08 AM »
Quote from: Disco on Sunday 29 January 2012, 10:55:59 AM
:thup: / :thdn: (delete as appropriate)

:thup: for me.

The kid may eventually decide :thdn:

Seems like a lot of responsibility, this keeping something alive lark.
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LucaAltieri

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #4 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:06:36 AM »
This is where all you experienced heads commence with the "it's not that hard," "best thing you'll ever do," "you'll be fine, mate" comments.
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Shak

Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #5 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:17:03 AM »
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Incognito

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #6 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:17:27 AM »
"it's not that hard," "best thing you'll ever do," "you'll be fine, mate"


EDIT: Depending on how you embrace it or not of course...it's a real life changer and you have no idea until baby arrives, how much love you have inside you to give this child. It's so hard to describe honestly, but it's all good again ,honestly. O0

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #7 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:17:31 AM »
Poor b******. Congrats :thup:
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Tooj

Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #8 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:31:43 AM »
Quote from: Shak on Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:17:03 AM


:lol: That would be my immediate reaction like.
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POOT

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #9 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:53:32 AM »
Quote from: Incognito on Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:17:27 AM
Depending on how you embrace it or not of course...it's a real life changer and you have no idea until baby arrives, how much love you have inside you to give this child. It's so hard to describe honestly, but it's all good again ,honestly. O0

Nicely put :thup:

Congrats Luca. :D Get used to little sleep but the rewards can be immense. My second is due any minute and it's about to get crazy :lol:
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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #10 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:07:45 PM »
Quote from: LucaAltieri on Sunday 29 January 2012, 11:06:36 AM
This is where all you experienced heads commence with the "it's not that hard," "best thing you'll ever do," "you'll be fine, mate" comments.

Congratulations

Have got 3 kids.

Just watch out for the mood swings during pregnancy, they make PMT look a walk in the park.

You'll not notice anything is different (apart from the aforementioned and a bit of a bump), then IT IS BORN and you'll feel like you've been hit with a sledgehammer - a good one though!

Enjoy the relaxation feeling you have now as you'll need eyes in the back of your head for the next 20 years and enjoy the realization that you're slowly turning into your Dad over the same period. 
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Jill

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #11 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:13:51 PM »
Oh god. Congrats :D
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dinotheprehistoricgeordie

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #12 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:15:34 PM »
Congrats! You now get to embark on the coolest project ever: Operation perfect human.
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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #13 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:17:36 PM »
Life. Over. Nice knowing you.
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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #14 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:19:04 PM »
Congratulations :D.

Quote from: dinotheprehistoricgeordie on Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:15:34 PM
Congrats! You now get to embark on the coolest project ever: Operation perfect Toon Player .


FYP :snod:
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Otter

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #15 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:19:05 PM »
Who's the Dad? :yao:
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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #16 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:52:51 PM »
 :lol:

Thats all your money gone kidda!
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mrmojorisin75

Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #17 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 12:55:37 PM »
my mistake was trying to cling on to being single, or rather clinging onto the freedom i had when i was single...resented not having for ages, i was even warned but it's such a hard thing to do

i've only recently come to terms with it all and i'm much the better for it

oh and bairns are class like, once they get past the stage where you can stop being terrified they'll hurt themselves when they're alone or you'll hurt them it's mint
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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #18 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 01:05:42 PM »
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Dave

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #19 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 01:29:48 PM »
Congratulations! :)
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Haz

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #20 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 01:43:48 PM »
Congratulations.

WOOOSH!

What was that?

The rest of your life mate.

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #21 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 02:09:57 PM »
Is she in the same country as you?
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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #22 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 02:27:57 PM »
:lol: this thread. Congratulations Luca. I'm shitting my kegs for you.
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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #23 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 02:37:01 PM »
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cp40

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Re: She's pregnant.
« Reply #24 on: Sunday 29 January 2012, 02:41:38 PM »
if you can get throught the first 17 years you will be ok.
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