Poll

Spaff. Where abouts?

Tits
6 (8.8%)
Stomach
2 (2.9%)
Back
0 (0%)
On Arse
4 (5.9%)
On Minge
0 (0%)
In Minge
35 (51.5%)
In Arse
4 (5.9%)
Face
3 (4.4%)
In mouth
8 (11.8%)
Hair.
6 (8.8%)

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Author Topic: Where do you like to 'finish'?  (Read 1036 times)

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Beren

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #50 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 07:55:43 PM »

Neil

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #51 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 08:04:14 PM »
First.

:clap: :lol:

As good an excuse as any for another viewing:

Dave Chapelle - Premature Ejaculation
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #52 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 08:27:13 PM »
20% of men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

MW

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #53 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 03:02:06 PM »
AS9

Elric

  • I said "YOU FUCKIN' DIE..." to her
Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #54 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 03:07:50 PM »
Needs an "all of the above" option, tbh.
eritis sicut deus, scientes bonum et malum


QuakesMag

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #55 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 03:29:26 PM »
It's all about the Fish Eye.  Spit on her back when you are about to finish, so when she turns you volley into her eye.

A brilliant ruse, but generally only works once.   Kind of like the Trojan Horse of money shots.
If you are bathing in a tub of s***, it doesn't matter if you are sitting on the left side or the right side.  You are still bathing in s***...

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #56 on: Friday 27 January 2012, 07:13:09 PM »
It's all about the Fish Eye.  Spit on her back when you are about to finish, so when she turns you volley into her eye.

A brilliant ruse, but generally only works once.   Kind of like the Trojan Horse of money shots.

Duly noted. :thup: