Poll

Spaff. Where abouts?

Tits
6 (8.8%)
Stomach
2 (2.9%)
Back
0 (0%)
On Arse
4 (5.9%)
On Minge
0 (0%)
In Minge
35 (51.5%)
In Arse
4 (5.9%)
Face
3 (4.4%)
In mouth
8 (11.8%)
Hair.
6 (8.8%)

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Where do you like to 'finish'?
« on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:03:05 AM »
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We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:05:03 AM »
Normally just onto me stomach and then clean up with the inside of me pillows.

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #2 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:05:25 AM »
Ideally, above Sunderland and Liverpool.

Disco

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #3 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:05:44 AM »
On me salad.

They don't call me Heinz for nothing.

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #4 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:07:16 AM »
Normally just onto me stomach and then clean up with the inside of me pillows.

 :lol:

 
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Dave

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #5 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:07:33 AM »
:lol: :lol:

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #6 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:10:39 AM »
I usually finish on the back. The back of the magazine that is.
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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #7 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:14:20 AM »
:lol: Any guy who says anything but inside wants f***ing shot
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #8 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:16:03 AM »
I dunno like, I love making a mess. Or looking for patterns in my spaff like f***ing Dexter Morgan.
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #9 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:17:33 AM »
Aye but it means pulling out. Ideally you want to carry on with the motions, blart whilst in, stop then out, in and blart, stop and out, in and blart... and so on.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #10 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:19:20 AM »
 :lol: f***ing hell.


Nowt worse when you've been going for a while and you're expecting a mini-volcano eruption from your bell-end, only for it to dribble out like a f***ed tap.

 :okay:
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:19:49 AM »
Never seen the appeal of blowing my load over a girls face/tits.  The f*** if I'm pulling out, either.

MKSC

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:27:30 AM »
I'll be depositing in whatever orifice I'm ramming at the time. Like f*** am I pulling out.

Although lately it's definitely more of this...

Normally just onto me stomach and then clean up with the inside of me pillows.

Which reminds me. Back in a bit.

Chief Piggum

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #13 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:29:25 AM »
Face. I'm the son of Peter North so its always a bundle of fun for her :yao:
Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #14 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:31:07 AM »
Don't get me wrong, I voted 'in minge', but the Rocco Siffredi in me just wants to shower bitches in my juices, every once in a while.

Oh, and that when she's on top and she gets up after blowing your load in her...  :scared:
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #15 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:32:53 AM »
Don't get me wrong, I voted 'in minge', but the Rocco Siffredi in me just wants to shower bitches in my juices, every once in a while.

Oh, and that when she's on top and she gets up after blowing your load in her...  :scared:

She can bleed aaaaaaall awa me for all I care.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #16 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:35:01 AM »
I had this idea in college. You know the little black dish from the George Foreman Grills? It was just one of those really, but rebranded as a 'cum catcher' and you shoe-horned it under her c*** as she sits up and collects the come, to be disposed of elsewhere.
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

Chief Piggum

  • Was Valten and stuff
  • Sexy, what's wrong with being sexy?
Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #17 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:37:41 AM »
That's what her mouths for tbh.
Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #18 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:38:08 AM »
In all seriousness I haven't even ejaculated near a woman since my next door neighbour moved out 2 months a go.
Joint 4th most underrated poster 2010.

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #19 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:44:13 AM »
Don't get me wrong, I voted 'in minge', but the Rocco Siffredi in me just wants to shower bitches in my juices, every once in a while.

Oh, and that when she's on top and she gets up after blowing your load in her...  :scared:

She can bleed aaaaaaall awa me for all I care.

nowt worse than the messy aftermath after a go on a lass when shes on.  :scared:
"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #20 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:45:49 AM »
None of my lasses ever let me shag them on the blob like.

Does it smell?
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

GM

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #21 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:51:46 AM »
Props for creating this thread, fella. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #22 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:53:51 AM »
 :lol:


Looks like 'In Minge' is comfortably leading. Think we need a female perspective on here, ' where do you like to get spaffed on/in?'
We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

GM

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Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #23 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 12:54:09 AM »
Never seen the appeal of blowing my load over a girls face/tits.  The f*** if I'm pulling out, either.

Aye, it wouldn't be right. You wouldn't want them to be too scarred by their first sexual experience.

Re: Where do you like to 'finish'?
« Reply #24 on: Thursday 26 January 2012, 01:02:22 AM »
None of my lasses ever let me shag them on the blob like.

Does it smell?

 strangest question i've been asked in a long time :lol:

not that i remember,  havn't been with someone who was up for that in a couple of years though so i could be wrong, just the sight of it was all wrong. :scared:
"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."