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Re: You're on death row
« Reply #25 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 03:00:19 PM »
You eat it in your cell.

POOT

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Re: You're on death row
« Reply #26 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 03:01:20 PM »
I know :rolleyes:

Hence the 'ridiculous thought' and 'no matter how fleeting'.
Players come and go, managers come and go, chairman come and go, and even stadiums come and go. But we, the fans, are always here and always will be. We are the lifeblood of this club and our ownership is in our hearts. Nobody can take that away from us!

Re: You're on death row
« Reply #27 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 03:13:56 PM »
They don't use the chair anymore.

Re: You're on death row
« Reply #28 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 03:19:05 PM »
Actually, id ask for beans on toast ..the beans cooked in a pan slowly. 

Microwave wanks.

Kaizero

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Re: You're on death row
« Reply #29 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 03:25:15 PM »
I'd attack as many guards as I could to take them with me to death. Man, if I'm on death row I've probably done some bad s*** so the mental state of this particular me would probably be quite bad at this point in time. f*** food. KILL.

Ryan

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Re: You're on death row
« Reply #30 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 03:27:43 PM »
Nando's chicken breast pitta with spicy rice and creamy mash  :aww:

Don't think I could manage a pudding tbh but suppose if it was being paid for I'd go for the hot chocolate fudge cake with ice cream. No starter though.

Re: You're on death row
« Reply #31 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 03:32:44 PM »
Last meal request - Jessica Albas quim please?  No can do?  Then I refuse to die today!


Haz

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Re: You're on death row
« Reply #32 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 04:50:39 PM »
All you can eat Chinese - and I'd take ages with it.
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Re: You're on death row
« Reply #33 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 05:14:28 PM »
shrimp po'boy, portion of blackened alligator then a massive seafood gumbo.
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Re: You're on death row
« Reply #34 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 05:19:04 PM »
They've stopped the last meal on death row.

They only stopped it in Texas did they not?
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Re: You're on death row
« Reply #35 on: Tuesday 24 January 2012, 05:23:54 PM »
Considering all the people they kill down there, it was probably a money saving measure.