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Author Topic: Papiss 'Goal of the Season' Cissé  (Read 146484 times)

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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2700 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:09:59 PM »
He's everything Shola isn't.

Is he Navy Blue ? :D
If we get him (Aly Cissokho) and Cisse i might consider walking to SJP and wanking on Ashley's picture in public :lol:

Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2701 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:11:21 PM »
He's everything Shola isn't.
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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2702 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:13:41 PM »
What a goal. I know i'm late.

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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2703 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:19:18 PM »
He's everything Shola isn't.

Talented? :lol:
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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2704 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:21:41 PM »

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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2705 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:21:45 PM »
The club comes first.

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Re: Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2706 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:26:57 PM »

Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2708 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 12:24:28 AM »
Really glad for him, perfect to have his mate Ba by his side and takes some pressure off him to start scoring immediately with someone so prolific next to him, but doesn't look like that'll be an issue, an absolutely amazing strike.

Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2709 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 12:32:19 AM »
Tbf Shola looked pretty encouraging to the lad, straight over to him at the final whistle and supportive when he came on. Might only be because if Cisse does well Shola will have less to do!

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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2710 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 12:34:17 AM »
Pardew's celebration for his goal was great.  :D

Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2711 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 01:49:10 AM »
Aye sharp as a samurai, deadly movement, cynical execution , very impressed by the lad. He also seemed like a more serious person like.
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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2712 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 02:04:34 AM »
get the f*** in
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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2713 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 02:11:57 AM »

Struck that ball perfectly, so much pace to the shot too!
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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2714 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 02:20:59 AM »
Sorry if this has been touched upon already but:

Quote from: Pardew
I didn’t think it was too bad for his weak foot.

His weak foot? :kasper: :fwap:

Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2715 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 03:56:51 AM »
Someone make a gif of the goal

Would result in a ban...as per rules :(
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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2716 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 04:00:30 AM »
Not going to get tired of watching that one for a while.

Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2717 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 04:17:44 AM »
That brief second waiting for it to go in or hit the crossbar, only relateable to one other feeling.

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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2718 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 05:39:23 AM »
Sorry if this has been touched upon already but:

Quote from: Pardew
I didn’t think it was too bad for his weak foot.

His weak foot? :kasper: :fwap:
Hit another volley with his left as well, which Dunne (I think) blocked out for a corner. Love it when strikers aren't afraid to use their weak foot :)
   

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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2719 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 05:50:15 AM »
Glad we have a shoot on sight type striker now too.  We've been missing strikers who get the ball in the box and take a hit at it.
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Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2720 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 08:39:57 AM »
Holy f*** man, that hit. Don't remember ever seeing someone so calmly lash it in the top corner.
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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2721 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 08:58:50 AM »
Even before his goal, he looked sharp as f***.  Good movement, workrate, bit of pace and got in scoring positions all game.  I didn't realise the header was such a decent chance at the match, watched it back last night and he should have burried it like.  Then about 5 minutes later BOOOOOOM  :lol: I was sat directly in line with it, was in all the way  :smug:

I thought he was exclusively an off the shoulder/poacher type, but he really impressed me.  Brought the ball down under pressure, I remember him trapping a few long Krul punts with ease.  Did reasonably well trying to hold it up and back in, no mean feat against the human horse Dunne.  Also showed a bit of skill and his link up was far better than I imagined.

Take into account he doesn't speak any English, has trained with the squad once or twice and isn't even used to the league yet.  The future certainly looks bright  :aww:


Oh, he does make some mad offside runs!
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Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2722 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 09:17:01 AM »
TECHNIQUE!!  :knuppel2:




Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2723 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 09:54:03 AM »
ha ha, Cisses face in that picture with him shooting!

He was totally relaxed when he hit that rocket, knew exactly what he was gonner do if the ball fell kindly and in that second took it own and smashed it in the top corner.

Winner.

Re: Papiss Cissé
« Reply #2724 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 10:29:35 AM »
£9m, £9.5m & now £10m, Sky Sports cannot make up their mind how much he cost today. By tuesday Night he'll be our record signing.