Topic: The internet diagnosis thread

[TaylorJ_01]

I have a dry itchy rash thing on my knee that is slowly creeping down my shin. Its not getting bigger, literally just moving. Annoying little f***er that won't go away.

AIDs.

[je85]

I have a dry itchy rash thing on my knee that is slowly creeping down my shin. Its not getting bigger, literally just moving. Annoying little f***er that won't go away.

AIDs.

Yup, sounds like AIDs to me.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

[wormy]

So, basically, it's a week since occuring. It shouldn't really be bent, should it?

[SEMTEX]

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Think the swelling may be making it appear bent. Unless it's dislocated, but I reckon you'd have worked that out after a week if it was.

[Mike]

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

[Neil]

I have a dry itchy rash thing on my knee that is slowly creeping down my shin. Its not getting bigger, literally just moving. Annoying little f***er that won't go away.

AIDs.

Yup, sounds like AIDs to me.

First thought that came to my mind was the song - a la Team America - "Branko Strupar has AIDs (do do do doo dooo)".

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

aka. Stick it up my bum and sit on my knee

[wormy]

I have a dry itchy rash thing on my knee that is slowly creeping down my shin. Its not getting bigger, literally just moving. Annoying little f***er that won't go away.

AIDs.

Yup, sounds like AIDs to me.

First thought that came to my mind was the song - a la Team America - "Branko Strupar has AIDs (do do do doo dooo)".

Laughed way too much at this.

[Mike]

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

aka. Stick it up my bum and sit on my knee

Not that it's any of your business, but my man pussy is spotless. Thank you very much.

[wormy]

Man pussy ffs

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

aka. Stick it up my bum and sit on my knee

Not that it's any of your business, but my man pussy is spotless. Thank you very much.

And I would never dare suggest otherwise, Mike. Im certain you have a lovely button.

[Mike]

I just wanted it on the record. I didn't mean to do the black lady finger snaps.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

I'm done discussing you bum, if that's okay?

[Dave]

FYP

[wacko]

FYP

Genius!

[Cajun]

Wormy go get it checked out FFS, I left my ankle and by the time I eventually went in there was nothing they could do so it's still a bit f***ed and probably always will be

[Sifu]

Get it looked at wormy!

[wacko]

Wormy go get it checked out FFS, I left my ankle and by the time I eventually went in there was nothing they could do so it's still a bit f***ed and probably always will be

Yeah. A mate of mine at school managed to detach the tendon in his little finger punching someone. By the time he eventually went to a doctor, it was too late, and now he always drinks his tea like a posh c***.

[wormy]

Wormy go get it checked out FFS, I left my ankle and by the time I eventually went in there was nothing they could do so it's still a bit f***ed and probably always will be

Yeah. A mate of mine at school managed to detach the tendon in his little finger punching someone. By the time he eventually went to a doctor, it was too late, and now he always drinks his tea like a posh c***.

Man. I dream of it being my little finger.

[Mike]

Wormy is afraid of the doctor.

[wormy]

Wormy is afraid of the doctor.

My biggest problem is I sleep way too late to call up my local doctors for an appointment. And the fact that, while an annoyance, it's not majorly debilitating. I'm terrible at this s***. I've just had a letter today saying I don't get my new contact lens delivery until I have my first eye test in 2 years, and first contact lens check up in about a year, after forgetting I made an appointment a couple of months back.

[Mike]

Healthcare for everyone and you f***s don't even use it.

[wormy]

Give me a doctors open at midnight and I'd probably be wide awake and bored enough to go. Give me one in the morning/mid afternoon and I want to sleep, chill in bed, have a w***, and watch a DVD before work. f*** the doctors.