Topic: The internet diagnosis thread

[wormy]

So, I'm sure there's other inherently lazy people who don't want to waste theirs and doctors' time if they're not sure what's up. Took a football to the top of my index finger on Thursday night, and it's all bruised and inflamed, can't really bend it that much. People keep telling me to get it checked as it looks broken bla bla, but I assume it'd hurt much more if it's broken? How does it look?

[SEMTEX]

Probably ligament damage. Doctors necessary I'm afraid.

[Mike]

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

[wormy]

Rub some dirt on it and take a lap.

I'm taking this answer.

Back to a serious note, would it just feel really tight and achey if it's ligament?

[SEMTEX]

Bearing in mind that Mike is wrong about everything?

And no. It would not just feel tight and achey. Go to the doctor, you stupid c***.

[wormy]

Well it's the solution that required the least effort. Until the 'take a lap' registered.

[Mike]

Please don't take my advice, man. Please.

[Mike]

Go to the doctor, you stupid c***.

It's free, ffs.

[Froggy]

My Kids Support Chelsea would probably suggest that it looks bad but it's generally the same.

[wormy]

Boy, that cut you deep, didn't it. If it makes you feel any better, I'd still take your length?

[Mike]

Froggy's mad like five hours later.

[Froggy]

It's all about the craic lads, and that got two 's

[Kaizero]

Go see a doctor, you fool.

[Mike]

It's all about the craic lads, and that got two 's

My Doesn't count.

[wormy]

Froggy's mad like five hours later.

So p*ssed he referred to MKSC's full, erm, name. You know s***'s going down when you're referred to as My Kids Support Chelsea.

[Froggy]

It's all about the craic lads, and that got two 's

My Doesn't count.

You don't count. 

[Mike]

It's all about the craic lads, and that got two 's

My Doesn't count.

You don't count. 

Froggy's mad like five hours later.

So p*ssed he referred to MKSC's full, erm, name. You know s***'s going down when you're referred to as My Kids Support Chelsea.

[Froggy]

I'm relatively new here so I don't know what that c***s abbreviation is. Plus I'm loaded, so f*** off Mike and Wormy. (Except you Wormy.  )

[Mike]

I never did s*** to Froggy, but I'm hated.

[Froggy]

I never did s*** to Froggy, but I'm hated.

No, I love you. Wormy is the man though.

[Kaizero]

wormy is my man, we shall fight for him. To the death.

[Froggy]

Wormys fingers are terrible though. I mean, they might look bad, but they're the same.

[wormy]

I love the bit where I get told to f*** off along with you but am then exempt.

Love Froggy, man.

[Froggy]

 

I love the bit where I get told to f*** off along with you but am then exempt.

Love Froggy, man.

 

[MW]