Topic: Your Pet Hates

[wormy]

Valentine's Day, which apparently is next week. My lass has gone from not giving a s*** a week ago to 'we have to do something 'cause everyone else is.'
Do lasses just see it as a day to get one up on the other people they know? I thought I was being nice by planning on getting a card and a gourmet 3 course meal with wine thing that M&S do for Valentines (posh as f*** for a student and there's no chance I'm cooking proper food in a scruffy student house), but now she actually wants to do something I have to put a bit of effort in to getting a 'proper' present.
Will probably end up getting her something from Lush since it's where I go when I have no idea what to buy her. Failing that I'll put a ribbon on my dick.

That whole f***ing rant and the solution was staring you in the face the whole f***ing time. f*** Valentine's, like.

[newsted]

Valentine's Day, which apparently is next week. My lass has gone from not giving a s*** a week ago to 'we have to do something 'cause everyone else is.'
Do lasses just see it as a day to get one up on the other people they know? I thought I was being nice by planning on getting a card and a gourmet 3 course meal with wine thing that M&S do for Valentines (posh as f*** for a student and there's no chance I'm cooking proper food in a scruffy student house), but now she actually wants to do something I have to put a bit of effort in to getting a 'proper' present.
Will probably end up getting her something from Lush since it's where I go when I have no idea what to buy her. Failing that I'll put a ribbon on my dick.

Aye, this. It's a no-win with these inscrutable, unknowable, contradictory beings. She doesn't want nowt cos we can't afford it, then she's disappointed that she gets it; I take her out and it's not quite good enough, so more disappointment; ffs I'm knocking mesel out for her every day of the year as well (matchdays excepted) and I'm meant to stagger to me feet and do it again, just for show, for four special days (incl birthday, Christmas and anniversary), like I don't have those days too. Gorgeous bitches, they are.

I am so conflicted... 

Good luck with that ribbon thing btw 

[Disco]

It's not about spending money (if you have none) just do something you otherwise wouldn't (not up the hoop). Lasses appreciate droll s*** like that. [/notanexpert]

If you have money just splash some, obvs.

[Dave]

The wife is actively offended by the concept of deciding to show more love because it's a certain day of the year and everyone else is doing so. She hates Valentine's Day.

[cfcmagpies]

Valentine's Day, which apparently is next week. My lass has gone from not giving a s*** a week ago to 'we have to do something 'cause everyone else is.'
Do lasses just see it as a day to get one up on the other people they know? I thought I was being nice by planning on getting a card and a gourmet 3 course meal with wine thing that M&S do for Valentines (posh as f*** for a student and there's no chance I'm cooking proper food in a scruffy student house), but now she actually wants to do something I have to put a bit of effort in to getting a 'proper' present.
Will probably end up getting her something from Lush since it's where I go when I have no idea what to buy her. Failing that I'll put a ribbon on my dick.

Essentially, yes. Like engagements, weddings etc but on a smaller scale.

[newsted]

The wife is actively offended by the concept of deciding to show more love because it's a certain day of the year and everyone else is doing so. She hates Valentine's Day.

Lucky bugger! Mine preaches that but doesn't practice it.

[SEMTEX]

Mine is fine. We may go to our local and have a beer or two, but no point buying anything. She'd appreciate me not acting the c*** for a day, but that's about it.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Mine is fine. We may go to our local and have a beer or two, but no point buying anything. She'd appreciate me not acting the c*** for a day, but that's about it.

She's doing to spend valentines disappointed then

[SEMTEX]

Mine is fine. We may go to our local and have a beer or two, but no point buying anything. She'd appreciate me not acting the c*** for a day, but that's about it.

She's doing to spend valentines disappointed then

Aye, she's doing to get used to it eventually though

[TBG]

That watery noise people make when they eat, it does my f***ing head in.

[Northerngimp]

 

[MW]

people who leave p*ss on the toilet seat. particularly in a house. I pretty much have to wipe it or it looks like iv done it

[Keefaz]

Someone at work keeps pissing all over the floor. I mean, wtf? Who does that?

[wormy]

Someone at work keeps pissing all over the floor. I mean, wtf? Who does that?

What now?

[Chief Piggum]

Someone took a massive s*** on the floor at work last week. Even worse is that I'm the youngest there at 24 and everyone else is late 30's+

[Fugazi]

Used to annoy me at my old workplace when people wouldn't flush the toilet, despite the flush being a motion sensor so you all you had to do was move your hand towards the general direction of the button.

Lazy kernts.

[Disco]

Someone took a massive s*** on the floor at work last week. Even worse is that I'm the youngest there at 24 and everyone else is late 30's+

Hahaha, unreal.

[LesPaul]

Over enthusiastic college students. Put your f***ing hand down ffs.

[TBG]

Just because you're thick as s***.

[LesPaul]

and no.

[TBG]

Just kidding

[Sifu]

Over enthusiastic college students. Put your f***ing hand down ffs.

Had someone like that in my first year at uni. Whenever he put his hand up, collective groans followed - "shut the f*** up man!"

[HansDownerpantz]

"I'm only winding you up"

You're not winding me up, you may be joking, but you aren't winding me up. I'm wound up now though, you c***.

[LesPaul]

Over enthusiastic college students. Put your f***ing hand down ffs.

Had someone like that in my first year at uni. Whenever he put his hand up, collective groans followed - "shut the f*** up man!"

Fair enough if someone has a question but it seems to be the same people all the f***ing time with unnecessary question.

[neesy111]

Huggers.  Especially when it's the same one's on the same day of the week.