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Re: Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #550 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 09:51:48 PM »
Rolling with cigarette baccy is beyond tedious

I prefer it.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #551 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 09:59:11 PM »
:serious:
AS9

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #552 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 10:48:10 PM »
Living in town now and the c***s do my head in, live at the top of St. Thomas' Crescent and they come down Richardson Road shouting a load of bollocks for a few hours between 21:00 and 23:00 and then again on the way home from about 02:00 until 03:30.

Absolute f***ing twats.

currently happening outside now.  I apparently live in a clutch of houses owned by the uni for Postgraduate students only.  However, theres about 20 of them outside now slurring some bizarre chant like a bunch of first year undergrads.
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #553 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 11:14:31 PM »
Tumblrites and instagramcunts. Everyone's a f***ing writer or photographer. They are f***ing everywhere. Mostly filled with vacuous word vomit or photo's of people in clothes with some cooky effect.

How's your lasses Tumblr coming along?

Ex-f***ing-zactly


Rolling with cigarette baccy is beyond tedious

I prefer it.

Tabs are rank in comparison to baccy.
"If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #554 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 02:35:00 AM »
Agreed; don't like packeted cigs at all having switched to baccy. Golden Verjayjay all the way.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #555 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 02:44:06 AM »
Tabs are so 90s.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #556 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 02:53:14 AM »
Smoking baccy makes you look unemployed.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #557 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 08:01:42 AM »
You could always, you know, smoke fresh air like I do.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #558 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 08:26:55 AM »
You smoke fresh air?  So how do you roll one of them then?

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #559 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 08:32:27 AM »
You don't.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #560 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 09:25:34 AM »
I still smoke the Chocolate ones.

Reet hard i am.

MW

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #561 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 09:39:28 AM »
Superbowl

olympics - why would I suddenly want to go and see sport that I would otherwise have no interest in. cant wait for beach volleyball, counting down the days

"would you want to go to the hockey"? why the f*** would i want to go and watch hockey
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #562 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 10:05:22 AM »
Smoking baccy makes you look unemployed.

True story.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #563 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 10:28:38 AM »
Pilko, how do you smoke fresh air?


Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #564 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 12:14:55 PM »
Mackems.
"Marra"
 :yao:
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #565 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 01:07:55 PM »
Superbowl

olympics - why would I suddenly want to go and see sport that I would otherwise have no interest in. cant wait for beach volleyball, counting down the days

"would you want to go to the hockey"? why the f*** would i want to go and watch hockey
the womens beach volleyball is the only thing that'll be worth watching.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #566 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 02:10:46 PM »
Yorkie smokes? :no:

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #567 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 02:39:19 PM »
eejits
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #568 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 02:42:50 PM »
Quote
Yorkie smokes?

Cocks apparently.  :cheesy:

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #569 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 02:53:59 PM »
I don't like Spiders as pets

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #570 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 03:07:03 PM »
I don't like Spiders as pets

Still aim to get a Chilean Rose Tarantula one day. Held a gorgeous one a couple of years back.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #571 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 03:49:41 PM »
Nah, spiders are proper creepy..They just sit and watch you masturbate. They dont move, they just sit and watch and wait.


MMMM I see you there human, with your kegs round your ankles cracking one out, mmm im just gonner sit an watch for a while.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #572 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 03:52:42 PM »
That's like pretty much any animal in the world tbh.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #573 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 03:56:37 PM »
Sharks dont watch you w*** like.  :lol:

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #574 on: Tuesday 7 February 2012, 04:02:03 PM »
You need to find some new wanking venues, mate. Lush.