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madras

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #525 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 01:45:10 AM »
when you crack a funny but don't think it'll get the appreciation it deserves by being in a niche thread.
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Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

LesPaul

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #526 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:06:54 AM »
Fake death rumors on twitter. Pointless. 
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madras

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #527 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:12:46 AM »
Quote from: LesPaul on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:06:54 AM
Fake death rumors on twitter. Pointless. 
depends, could be a giggle if you are the fake death.
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Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

LesPaul

  • ^^^ See, Attack of the Clones isn't all bad.
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #528 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 12:35:13 PM »
Quote from: madras on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:12:46 AM
Quote from: LesPaul on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:06:54 AM
Fake death rumors on twitter. Pointless. 
depends, could be a giggle if you are the fake death.
Probably but overall its unnecessary. You'd want to be a complete idiot to start one.
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Stu

  • People don't like it when you're in love with Dave
Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #529 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 12:43:54 PM »
Being incredibly lethargic, borne from two days of relaxing and having your original plans cancelled/postponed for the weekend...
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Quote from: gbandit on Sunday  4 September 2011, 12:40:10 AM
They keep saying their strategy will take several years to implement, I accept this and realise that in the future we may be able to hold onto players much easier if we manage to achieve success without burning cash to get there. There's next to no point in overspending until you're in the s*** to get to Europe, only to fall out of it for several years and potentially enter relegation battles. Be frugal, spend the money wisely but at all times keep a core of good players in the side and try the utmost to create a core which is reasonably stable for three-four years.

I fully expect to get slayed and slated here for being a w***** apologist and maybe I'm wrong, maybe all they care about is lining their pockets and f***ing us over but you can argue it both ways. The haters have a more aggressive way of talking about it but we'll not know who's right until MA's ownership comes to an end.

BarackObama

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #530 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:00:33 PM »
When people ask to play after you on the pool table, then just f***ing watch over you until you're finished. Don't think they realise i'm gonna deliberately take as long as I can cos they're being a rude arsehole. 
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neesy111

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #531 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:07:07 PM »
Quote from: BarackObama on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:00:33 PM
When people ask to play after you on the pool table, then just f***ing watch over you until you're finished. Don't think they realise i'm gonna deliberately take as long as I can cos they're being a rude arsehole. 

In my experience, you need to do that unless some f***ing c*** tries to come on without waiting in the queue.
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BarackObama

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #532 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:12:43 PM »
Are you one of those bellends as well then? :lol: If someone tried cutting the queue i'd tell them someone else was due on before them. It's just rude as f*** watching over someone until they're finished imo.
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Yorkie

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #533 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:38:15 PM »
Agree with Barack, it's irritating. Leave your 50p on the table and go back to your seat.
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BarackObama

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #534 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:41:06 PM »
Quote from: Yorkie on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:38:15 PM
Agree with Barack, it's irritating. Leave your 50p on the table and go back to your seat.

:thup:
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neesy111

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #535 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 02:44:02 PM »
Quote from: BarackObama on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:12:43 PM
Are you one of those bellends as well then? :lol: If someone tried cutting the queue i'd tell them someone else was due on before them. It's just rude as f*** watching over someone until they're finished imo.

Wouldn't watch over you, but keep an eye out. :lol:

Should be blackboard list and you put your name on.
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Super Duper Branko Strupar

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #536 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 04:00:41 PM »
Quote from: neesy111 on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:44:02 PM
Quote from: BarackObama on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:12:43 PM
Are you one of those bellends as well then? :lol: If someone tried cutting the queue i'd tell them someone else was due on before them. It's just rude as f*** watching over someone until they're finished imo.

Wouldn't watch over you, but keep an eye out. :lol:

Should be blackboard list and you put your name on.

:lol: What kind of pubs do you go to?

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Sifu

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #537 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 09:23:30 PM »
Quote from: LesPaul on Saturday  4 February 2012, 02:06:54 AM
Fake death rumors on twitter. Pointless. 

It's gone into overdrive this weekend. Idiots.
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Tooj

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #538 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 11:47:04 PM »
Having to use Rizlas to roll with as I'm all out of Zig Zags.
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"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Messi

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #539 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 11:48:58 PM »
Quote from: Tooj on Saturday  4 February 2012, 11:47:04 PM
Having to use Rizlas to roll with as I'm all out of Zig Zags.

You got your passport handy?
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Tooj

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #540 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 11:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Messi on Saturday  4 February 2012, 11:48:58 PM
Quote from: Tooj on Saturday  4 February 2012, 11:47:04 PM
Having to use Rizlas to roll with as I'm all out of Zig Zags.

You got your passport handy?

:lol:
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"I took the decision to resign in September 2008 only after very careful and anxious consideration. The decision to resign was one of the most difficult decisions that I have ever had to take in my life. I believe that anybody who knows me and my attachment to Newcastle United and the North East in general will understand how difficult this must have been. I very much hope that the decision of the Tribunal now confirms why I felt that I had no option but to resign from the position as Manager of the Club that I love."- Kevin Keegan speaking on 02/10/2009

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72878.msg3113451.html#msg3113451

Disco

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #541 on: Saturday 4 February 2012, 11:49:37 PM »
:lol:
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cfcmagpies

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #542 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 04:23:30 AM »
The Hyundai A-Leage, and its associated fans. Was out in Richmond last night- apparently the local derby between traditional rivals Melbourne Victory (est 2004) and Melbourne Heart (est 2008) was on. All these muppets kicking off thinking they're hard us f***, letting off flares in the street etc.
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"Whenever I have a nightmare it isn't in colour.  It's always black and white, the colours of the meanest, toughest  club ever to run on to a football field.  Collingwood.  I've laboured the point of my hatred of Collingwood and it isn't a friendly dislike - as a club they rankle me.  You couldn't like them, they think they are God's gift to football, they shun all outsiders and the only time I like to think of Collingwood is when they lose, because it hurts them so much. I've always been a bad loser, but I'm a good sport compared to Collingwood.  If they win they gloat, if they lose they hide themselves away and sulk.  When they lose they never visit your rooms or congratulate you and they'll send you round hot beer to have a drink.  I wouldn't drink anything they offered, you wouldn't know what they had done to it." Jack 'Captain Blood' Dyer.

BarackObama

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #543 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 04:42:09 AM »
p*ss off
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Super Duper Branko Strupar

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #544 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 07:40:03 PM »
Tumblrites and instagramcunts. Everyone's a f***ing writer or photographer. They are f***ing everywhere. Mostly filled with vacuous word vomit or photo's of people in clothes with some cooky effect.
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OCK

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #545 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 08:00:21 PM »
Adverts with 'quirky' songs - mainly that shitty rapping/fast talking bullshit as seen in that advert for some housing company.
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Dave

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #546 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 08:02:24 PM »
Quote from: OCK on Monday  6 February 2012, 08:00:21 PM
Adverts with 'quirky' songs - mainly that shitty rapping/fast talking bullshit as seen in that advert for some housing company.

Yep. Fast rap w*** like that in general for me (particularly in a British accent), I couldn't watch more than a few seconds of that video in the other thread. So much cringe.
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Keefaz

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #547 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 08:48:38 PM »
Quote from: madras on Saturday  4 February 2012, 01:45:10 AM
when you crack a funny but don't think it'll get the appreciation it deserves by being in a niche thread.

Was gonna come in here to post about this exact thing. Went round a mate's and his missus house on Saturday--dragged my arse there in the snow after work--and delivered at least 5 decent gags off the cuff to absolutely zero reaction. Way to make you feel a knob.
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Disco

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #548 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 08:50:01 PM »
Quote from: Super Duper Branko Strupar on Monday  6 February 2012, 07:40:03 PM
Tumblrites and instagramcunts. Everyone's a f***ing writer or photographer. They are f***ing everywhere. Mostly filled with vacuous word vomit or photo's of people in clothes with some cooky effect.

How's your lasses Tumblr coming along?
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MW

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #549 on: Monday 6 February 2012, 09:20:52 PM »
Rolling with cigarette baccy is beyond tedious
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