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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #50 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 02:36:55 PM »
I hate it when lasses moan about the World Cup or Euros being on. "Football every day!" ffs, it's only on once every two years. Swivel.

:thup: f***ing right. Especially when no one can complain at bullshit soaps being on 50 times a pissing week.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #51 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 02:38:56 PM »
I hate it when lasses moan about the World Cup or Euros being on. "Football every day!" ffs, it's only on once every two years. Swivel.

:thup: f***ing right. Especially when no one can complain at bullshit soaps being on 50 times a pissing week.

I say we kill them all.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #52 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 02:39:08 PM »
I'm just going to say I'm going on holiday for the Euros. I'll photoshop some pictures of me somewhere after the tournament is over, and make a realistic minor confession about something I did while I was in '____' to distract from any questions/requests for drawn out stories.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #53 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 03:18:41 PM »
I've just had to sit through 'The Parent Trap' with mine. She doesn't even like s*** stuff, but just watches it. I'm watching football then making her feel guilty for us not having had sex in a week and getting that too.

Make me sit through background noise of a 10 year old Lindsay f***ing Lohan......... Knickers off.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #54 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 08:33:48 PM »
Not being able to finish the Foxhunters challenge :(
"It was my decision and my decision alone to resign. I feel I have taken the club as far as I can, and that it would be in the best interests of all concerned if I resigned now. I wish the club and everyone concerned with it all the best for the future." Kevin Keegan 07/01/1997

"A manager must have the right to manage and that clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want."  Kevin Keegan
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Interpolic

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #55 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 08:52:19 PM »
Not being able to finish the Foxhunters challenge :(

What's that like?
sicko2ndbest likes to think he knows what "semblance" means, but he doesn't.

TheGuv

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #56 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 08:56:10 PM »
You have 15 minutes to eat 1kg of food.
2 12oz burgers
2 breaded chicken fillets
5 onion rings
Chips
And chilli.

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"It was my decision and my decision alone to resign. I feel I have taken the club as far as I can, and that it would be in the best interests of all concerned if I resigned now. I wish the club and everyone concerned with it all the best for the future." Kevin Keegan 07/01/1997

"A manager must have the right to manage and that clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want."  Kevin Keegan
04/09/2008

Interpolic

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #57 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 08:58:03 PM »
:lol: f***'s sake.
sicko2ndbest likes to think he knows what "semblance" means, but he doesn't.

TheGuv

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #58 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:00:31 PM »
:lol:
It's ridiculous like.
"It was my decision and my decision alone to resign. I feel I have taken the club as far as I can, and that it would be in the best interests of all concerned if I resigned now. I wish the club and everyone concerned with it all the best for the future." Kevin Keegan 07/01/1997

"A manager must have the right to manage and that clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want."  Kevin Keegan
04/09/2008

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #59 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:02:29 PM »
I'd do that in 10.
"Hey, you're gonna build Beansie a ramp!"

"You should build him a ramp on his house."

TheGuv

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #60 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:04:42 PM »
I presume you're a fat b****** then. Because those who've done it are ridiculous in size :kasper:
"It was my decision and my decision alone to resign. I feel I have taken the club as far as I can, and that it would be in the best interests of all concerned if I resigned now. I wish the club and everyone concerned with it all the best for the future." Kevin Keegan 07/01/1997

"A manager must have the right to manage and that clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want."  Kevin Keegan
04/09/2008

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #61 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:07:11 PM »
Pretty sure I'd get that done. And I am a fat b******.

Interpolic

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #62 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:07:55 PM »
1 of those burgers would take me about half an hour.
sicko2ndbest likes to think he knows what "semblance" means, but he doesn't.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #63 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:10:31 PM »
Eating challenges never go well :undecided:

(well for me anyway).

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #64 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:13:04 PM »
Horrible sport. Think of all the starving bloody african children [/ronaldo]
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop

Interpolic

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #65 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:13:48 PM »
Who cares about them when they don't know the meaning of loyalty?
sicko2ndbest likes to think he knows what "semblance" means, but he doesn't.

Ronaldo

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #66 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:14:38 PM »
I presume you're a fat b****** then. Because those who've done it are ridiculous in size :kasper:

I'm not. I'm just a good eater.
"Hey, you're gonna build Beansie a ramp!"

"You should build him a ramp on his house."

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #67 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:15:56 PM »
(most)Women and football are pretty s***.
Acceptance level adequate.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #68 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:27:08 PM »
How big is a 12 oz burger? Like in relation to a quarter pounder?

Ronaldo

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #69 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:28:37 PM »
What's quarter of a pound, Les?
"Hey, you're gonna build Beansie a ramp!"

"You should build him a ramp on his house."

LesPaul

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #70 on: Saturday 14 January 2012, 09:30:29 PM »
What's quarter of a pound, Les?
Not a clue, we have the metric system!
EDIT: Google informs me that 1 pound = 16 ounces
Thought it would be manageable before I realised how big the burgers were :lol:

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #71 on: Sunday 15 January 2012, 03:52:34 AM »
I could probably pull off the burgers in the 15 minutes, 1lb burgers are a 5 minute specialty of mine, let alone 3/4 pounders. The rest of it? :scared:

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #72 on: Sunday 15 January 2012, 04:00:06 AM »
You have 15 minutes to eat 1kg of food.
2 12oz burgers
2 breaded chicken fillets
5 onion rings
Chips
And chilli.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #73 on: Sunday 15 January 2012, 04:26:14 AM »
You have 15 minutes to eat 1kg of food.
2 12oz burgers
2 breaded chicken fillets
5 onion rings
Chips
And chilli.

Only 3 people have completed
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #74 on: Sunday 15 January 2012, 04:28:49 AM »
Not being able to finish the Foxhunters challenge :(
As in the Foxhunters in North Tyneside? Need to get on this like. I reckon I could do everything but the burgers in under 10 like. The burgers do sound colossal though.
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