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Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.
I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.
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MW, have you ever checked this out: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?action=stats ?Not being a funny c*** here, just thought you might enjoy it given you seem interested in this sort of stuff sometimes. I like that page.
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.
Doesn't save space. Saves server load because a megathread isn't being loaded up every five minutes.
Fools who cannot understand the hypocrisy in using condoms for sex, but sharing heroin needles.