Topic: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...

[je85]

Parting with my foreskin next month. Should be emotional.

any particular reason why ?

Was meant to have it done as a nipper, but for one reason or another it never happened. It does need doing. I've had steroids before to try and sort it but it's never really worked. Sick of the hassle so i'm just getting it lobbed off.

I've heard that it's not unusual in some places to fry and eat it afterwards? Couldn't think of anything worse. Sure there'd be cheese with it, still seems thoroughly grim though.

Phimosis.

Same as me. Had it done when I was 5.

Pretty common this is, one of my mates, didn't have it bad but ended up tearing it having drunk sex. Look after it after the op.


Enjoy your sausages for breakfast fuckos.

[TBG]

[Ronaldo]

Really? Nobody else has admitted to cock fluff? My ex was a pain in the hole. She hated all that fluff, and spent about 10 minutes picking it all off my helmet before she'd go down.

Christ on a cross.

[Sewelly]

Really? Nobody else has admitted to cock fluff? My ex was a pain in the hole. She hated all that fluff, and spent about 10 minutes picking it all off my helmet before she'd go down.

Christ on a cross.

It's Christmas not Easter man.

[Incognito]

Of all the things to talk about being unwrapped today..Jeez.

Can't stomach my pigs in blankets now FFS.

[Clay]

Of all the things to talk about being unwrapped today..Jeez.

Can't stomach my pigs in blankets now FFS.

At least you've got some. Mother forgot to cook the bastards 

[garth]

Dirty old foreskins, yuk! feel sorry for ladies who go down on you.

[Kaizero]

[Shaun]

Of all the things to talk about being unwrapped today..Jeez.

Can't stomach my pigs in blankets now FFS.

[TBG]

Do you still get smegma if you have no willy wrapping?

[wormy]

Do you still get smegma if you have no willy wrapping?

Do you still get fluff is the more important question.

Pigs in blankets soon. f***ing get in.

[madras]

Dirty old foreskins, yuk! feel sorry for ladies who go down on you.

so do I, but for a myriad of other reasons 

[magpie418]

the old bobbies helmet still wears a turtle neck around these parts, but I do get a load of blue fluff in my belly button after wearing white t-shirts...

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

I don't want to boast like, but I have a beautiful cock. I could be a cock model. I've even got a beauty spot on me shaft.

[TBG]

I've even got a beauty spot on me shaft.

Really? I thought I was the only one mines towards the head, it reminds me of a baby bird.

[Froggy]

I don't want to boast like, but I have a beautiful cock. I could be a cock model. I've even got a beauty spot on me shaft.

It's no beauty spot man it's cock fluff.

[Fatwax]

I'm circumcised. No cock fluff.

Had it done when I was about 9 because my cock was too big for the foreskin or something. At that age the operation was horrific.

Enjoy, yorkie.

[Incognito]

I have a beauty spot on my shaft.


Cheddar Gorge.

[S.S.R.]

I'm circumcised. No cock fluff.

Had it done when I was about 9 because my cock was too big for the foreskin or something. At that age the operation was horrific.

Enjoy, yorkie.

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[Crumpy Gunt]

Had mine done about 12 years ago. I split the skin whilst giving an ex GF a good seeing to on the utility room bench! Didn't even notice til next morning.
The skin just wouldn't retract over the helmet when I got a hard on. Doc advised a jewish trim. In and out in a couple of hours. Advised no hanky panky for a fortnight, not even manual hanky panky.
Doc advised to not go to bed on the night of the op as the 'bits' where numb and the numbness would wear off. I sat watching TV about 2am and thought I could feel dribbling down my leg. I chucked the blanket off and there was a big pool of dark red blood that had oozed out of a bust stitch on my knob. Back the next day for a restitch.

[Shaun]

Had mine done about 12 years ago. I split the skin whilst giving an ex GF a good seeing to on the utility room bench! Didn't even notice til next morning.
The skin just wouldn't retract over the helmet when I got a hard on. Doc advised a jewish trim. In and out in a couple of hours. Advised no hanky panky for a fortnight, not even manual hanky panky.
Doc advised to not go to bed on the night of the op as the 'bits' where numb and the numbness would wear off. I sat watching TV about 2am and thought I could feel dribbling down my leg. I chucked the blanket off and there was a big pool of dark red blood that had oozed out of a bust stitch on my knob. Back the next day for a restitch.

I had my bandages torn off in the bath by my mum.

[Shaun]

I cried my eyes out and said "how long does it take to grow back?"

[TBG]

It's going to be awkward if my beauty spot starts spouting hair.

[wormy]

Had mine done about 12 years ago. I split the skin whilst giving an ex GF a good seeing to on the utility room bench! Didn't even notice til next morning.
The skin just wouldn't retract over the helmet when I got a hard on. Doc advised a jewish trim. In and out in a couple of hours. Advised no hanky panky for a fortnight, not even manual hanky panky.
Doc advised to not go to bed on the night of the op as the 'bits' where numb and the numbness would wear off. I sat watching TV about 2am and thought I could feel dribbling down my leg. I chucked the blanket off and there was a big pool of dark red blood that had oozed out of a bust stitch on my knob. Back the next day for a restitch.

I had my bandages torn off in the bath by my mum.

Both of these posts

After one night with an ex I've had a problem, could pull it back but was painful and cracking the skin. A few days and it was okay. Not going to get circumsised unless it becomes a regular worry. But that would equate to me getting regular poon.

[Stifler]

I'm with you. I usually wear black boxers so I always thought it was fluff off the thread of the boxers but yeah I get it all the time. What the f*** is up with it?