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I wanted to play some form of joke, but without being too harsh, like posting that fantastic picture of zooey deschanel that appeared on egotastic yesterday, proper oiled up on the beach, tits spilling out of her bikini top.
Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.
I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.
All the best btw Yorkie.
Just noticed this thread was started at 1am on Christmas Day. wormy obviously had a cracking Xmas Eve.
i cant remember what caused this. is it too much foreskin or too little?