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wormy

Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:44:17 AM »
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What the f*** is up with fluff on the tip of your cock? Don't get it. I can be wearing a white pair of underwear after taking a shower, reach the end of the night, and I've got black fluff round my foreskin. Seriously. That s*** shouldnt' happen. How can it happen? nothing black has touched my cock. like, seriously, f*** off.

And a happy new year.

Edited for good tidings to Stuart on this yuleage occasion.
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catmag

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Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #1 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:44:44 AM »
Dear god... :lol:
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ElDiablo

Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #2 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:45:22 AM »
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Cajun

Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #3 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:46:12 AM »
The Americans will be, f***ing weirdos!
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Stu

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Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #4 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:48:02 AM »
I think he means "who is uncircumcised"...so they can share his experience and answer his question.


:rolleyes:
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Quote from: gbandit on Sunday  4 September 2011, 12:40:10 AM
They keep saying their strategy will take several years to implement, I accept this and realise that in the future we may be able to hold onto players much easier if we manage to achieve success without burning cash to get there. There's next to no point in overspending until you're in the s*** to get to Europe, only to fall out of it for several years and potentially enter relegation battles. Be frugal, spend the money wisely but at all times keep a core of good players in the side and try the utmost to create a core which is reasonably stable for three-four years.

I fully expect to get slayed and slated here for being a w***** apologist and maybe I'm wrong, maybe all they care about is lining their pockets and f***ing us over but you can argue it both ways. The haters have a more aggressive way of talking about it but we'll not know who's right until MA's ownership comes to an end.

wormy

Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #5 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:49:26 AM »
Quote from: Stu on Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:48:02 AM
I think he means "who is uncircumcised"...so they can share his experience and answer his question.


:rolleyes:

Same s***. f*** off and suck my foreskin. Hope Santa brings you all you wished for.
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Aphrodite

Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #6 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:52:50 AM »
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Disco

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Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #7 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:53:31 AM »
Ich bin ein juden
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catmag

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Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #8 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:53:55 AM »
Quote from: wormy on Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:49:26 AM
Quote from: Stu on Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:48:02 AM
I think he means "who is uncircumcised"...so they can share his experience and answer his question.


:rolleyes:

Same s***. f*** off and suck my foreskin. Hope Santa brings you all you wished for.

wormy has gone from lurker to gobshite in very few steps! :lol: ;)
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Heneage

Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #9 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:53:56 AM »
PM Pilko if you want the -10% side of things.
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Lenny

Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #10 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:55:38 AM »
There is no thread title that surprises me in this place anymore!
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Tooj

Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #11 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:58:55 AM »
There's still crackling on my pork like.
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Dave

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Re: Who's circumsised?
« Reply #12 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:59:16 AM »
I'm as god made me.
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Foluwashola

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #13 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:03:09 AM »
Hahaha have a good christmas freakcock.

Happy christmas.
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neesy111

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #14 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:09:29 AM »
Yew can f*** off with this s*** like!
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wormy

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #15 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:12:22 AM »
Quote from: neesy111 on Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:09:29 AM
Yew can f*** off with this s*** like!

:okay:

Seriously, no one up for admitting to some festive fluffcock?
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Pilko

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #16 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:13:12 AM »
Quote from: Nixon on Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:53:56 AM
PM Pilko if you want the -10% side of things.

:lol: you make it sounds like I'll provide pictures. I'm not Decky ffs.
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Quote from: pedro111 on Friday 28 January 2011, 10:08:59 PM
Pilko is too bright for such a young guy.

wormy

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #17 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:13:42 AM »
Quote from: Pilko on Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:13:12 AM
Quote from: Nixon on Sunday 25 December 2011, 12:53:56 AM
PM Pilko if you want the -10% side of things.

:lol: you make it sounds like I'll provide pictures. I'm not Decky ffs.

Decky pictures are always third party bullshit.
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neesy111

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #18 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:17:25 AM »
Most pointless thread of the year.
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wormy

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #19 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:18:38 AM »
Quote from: neesy111 on Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:17:25 AM
Most pointless thread of the year.

Why do you think I waited until talk of the awards came to a head? :fwap:
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Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #20 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:20:17 AM »
Aww poor wormy. My orgasms are class.
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Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #21 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:21:38 AM »
:megusta:
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neesy111

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #22 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:23:01 AM »
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neesy111

Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #23 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:23:54 AM »
Not sure to think of this thread while listening to xmas songs! :lol:
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Ronaldo

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Re: Who's circumsised? And if NOT...
« Reply #24 on: Sunday 25 December 2011, 01:25:31 AM »
No man would dare take a knife to me, even when I weighed 11 pounds.
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