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Got a vibrtating love egg stuck in wor lass last night. The string snapped to get it out. It was remote control so I kept turning it on, then i realised she was nearly crying. Had to fish it out. Never mind.
I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.
I'd rather live in Sunderland, in fact I'd rather be a mackem full stop
Is Mike real at all or a joke account?
Is Mike really Black.
failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan, one without a cure.
Does GM post from a tyre swing?
how do people remembers posts from months ago
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.
Who has done the longest stint in prison?Mike or Jay Jay Sea at a guess.
Quote from: Fenham Mag on Tuesday 20 December 2011, 04:27:13 PMWho has done the longest stint in prison?Mike or Jay Jay Sea at a guess. i've done one night in a cell.
Quote from: madras on Tuesday 20 December 2011, 04:30:17 PMQuote from: Fenham Mag on Tuesday 20 December 2011, 04:27:13 PMWho has done the longest stint in prison?Mike or Jay Jay Sea at a guess. i've done one night in a cell.As have I.Released without charge in the morning thankfully.
Quote from: Greg on Tuesday 20 December 2011, 04:34:36 PMQuote from: madras on Tuesday 20 December 2011, 04:30:17 PMQuote from: Fenham Mag on Tuesday 20 December 2011, 04:27:13 PMWho has done the longest stint in prison?Mike or Jay Jay Sea at a guess. i've done one night in a cell.As have I.Released without charge in the morning thankfully.released without charge the following evening.