Topic: Daft Confessions Thread

[Decky]

Americans use the word t***?

[wormy]

Mike, I'll give you this: you have a way with words.

The Dictatorship of an Erection: Mike's Naaawttaay Secrets.

This is f***ing funnier than Stifler's night in the hotseat, just because of the linguistic beauty that Mike conjures with this s***.

[Ginola]

As if I'll ever confess in here again. f*** you dicks, I'm going back to the church.

Have they got more kids waiting for you there? Are these ones related? Just masturbation again or are you going all out on this occasion?

[Interpolic]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Losing your support hurt the most.

I'm still sort of with you on the concept thing, especially in your teens when you're hornier than a serial sex offender.  Then you lost me.

[Mike]

A throwaway confession for some s*** I hadn't thought about in over a decade makes me pure evil.

[wormy]

All I had to do was stick the words 'cousin' and 'bra' in the same post and you were all on that s***. A decade.

[Ginola]

A throwaway confession for some s*** I hadn't thought about in over a decade makes me pure evil.

Do you actually realise what you did?

[Interpolic]

Mike, I'll give you this: you have a way with words.

The Dictatorship of an Erection: Mike's Naaawttaay Secrets.

If Mike wrote a book then I'd read it.  My shout would be an Adrian Mole sort of thing, could cover this cousin-tits incident in his oh so idiosyncratic way n'all.

[Mike]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Losing your support hurt the most.

I'm still sort of with you on the concept thing, especially in your teens when you're hornier than a serial sex offender.  Then you lost me.

Where did I lose you, man? I can take or leave the rest of these assholes, but when you said I'm a monster, I considered it.

The tragedy is that I really thought that penguin thing would close the book. That was a slam dunk.

[Mike]

All I had to do was stick the words 'cousin' and 'bra' in the same post and you were all on that s***. A decade.

Was feeling vulnerable from the other post. Massive error. Thought this was safe harbor.

[Mike]

A throwaway confession for some s*** I hadn't thought about in over a decade makes me pure evil.

Do you actually realise what you did?

I looked the devil in the eye, went home and jerked off. That's standard procedure.

[MW]

Love seeing 5/6 pages to catch up from an hour ago

[Ginola]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Losing your support hurt the most.

I'm still sort of with you on the concept thing, especially in your teens when you're hornier than a serial sex offender.  Then you lost me.

Where did I lose you, man? I can take or leave the rest of these assholes, but when you said I'm a monster, I considered it.

The tragedy is that I really thought that penguin thing would close the book. That was a slam dunk.

[Interpolic]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Losing your support hurt the most.

I'm still sort of with you on the concept thing, especially in your teens when you're hornier than a serial sex offender.  Then you lost me.

Where did I lose you, man? I can take or leave the rest of these assholes, but when you said I'm a monster, I considered it.

The tragedy is that I really thought that penguin thing would close the book. That was a slam dunk.

Well see it's when you started going on about wanking over penguins that I started feeling a bit nauseous actually, I had to skim read it once I realised that was what you were doing.

[wormy]

Looked the devil in the eye ffs As stunningly hilarious as some of these responses are from Mike, I get the feeling it's the responses of a man who's not completely over said demons.

[Neil]

I'm lost for words, I really am.

[Ginola]

Looked the devil in the eye ffs As stunningly hilarious as some of these responses are from Mike, I get the feeling it's the responses of a man who's not completely over said demons.

The guy think's he's a saint, ffs

[Mike]

Looked the devil in the eye ffs As stunningly hilarious as some of these responses are from Mike, I get the feeling it's the responses of a man who's not completely over said demons.

Completely over it. I'm proud of my response. Kid Mike was precocious. Knew his s***. Top lad.

[Mike]

Looked the devil in the eye ffs As stunningly hilarious as some of these responses are from Mike, I get the feeling it's the responses of a man who's not completely over said demons.

The guy think's he's a saint, ffs

I don't get it! How am I not the hero in this story?!

[wormy]

Looked the devil in the eye ffs As stunningly hilarious as some of these responses are from Mike, I get the feeling it's the responses of a man who's not completely over said demons.

The guy think's he's a saint, ffs

I don't get it! How am I not the hero in this story?!

I have such an urge to make that my sig if it wasn't for the fact that without the main story, it has no context.

[Mike]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Losing your support hurt the most.

I'm still sort of with you on the concept thing, especially in your teens when you're hornier than a serial sex offender.  Then you lost me.

Where did I lose you, man? I can take or leave the rest of these assholes, but when you said I'm a monster, I considered it.

The tragedy is that I really thought that penguin thing would close the book. That was a slam dunk.

Well see it's when you started going on about wanking over penguins that I started feeling a bit nauseous actually, I had to skim read it once I realised that was what you were doing.

I used penguins because they're so far removed from sexual thought that we could see the confession for what it actually was. Then wormy, whom, by the way is quietly the sickest motherfucker in the thread, made it about wanking over penguins.

[Interpolic]

Serious answer btw Mike was that you lost me when you said there was a danger of you grabbing the tits.  Ah s***, I mean grabbing the concept of tits.

[Ginola]

Serious answer btw Mike was that you lost me when you said there was a danger of you grabbing the tits.  Ah s***, I mean grabbing the concept of tits.

[Interpolic]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Losing your support hurt the most.

I'm still sort of with you on the concept thing, especially in your teens when you're hornier than a serial sex offender.  Then you lost me.

Where did I lose you, man? I can take or leave the rest of these assholes, but when you said I'm a monster, I considered it.

The tragedy is that I really thought that penguin thing would close the book. That was a slam dunk.

Well see it's when you started going on about wanking over penguins that I started feeling a bit nauseous actually, I had to skim read it once I realised that was what you were doing.

I used penguins because they're so far removed from sexual thought that we could see the confession for what it actually was. Then wormy, whom, by the way is quietly the sickest motherfucker in the thread, made it about wanking over penguins.

I actually thought I made it about wanking over penguins but fair enough.

Looked the devil in the eye ffs As stunningly hilarious as some of these responses are from Mike, I get the feeling it's the responses of a man who's not completely over said demons.

Completely over it. I'm proud of my response. Kid Mike was precocious. Knew his s***. Top lad.

This reads hilariously well.

[wormy]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Losing your support hurt the most.

I'm still sort of with you on the concept thing, especially in your teens when you're hornier than a serial sex offender.  Then you lost me.

Where did I lose you, man? I can take or leave the rest of these assholes, but when you said I'm a monster, I considered it.

The tragedy is that I really thought that penguin thing would close the book. That was a slam dunk.

Well see it's when you started going on about wanking over penguins that I started feeling a bit nauseous actually, I had to skim read it once I realised that was what you were doing.

I used penguins because they're so far removed from sexual thought that we could see the confession for what it actually was. Then wormy, whom, by the way is quietly the sickest motherfucker in the thread, made it about wanking over penguins.

I want the explanation for that claim. That's it, you've baited me. You get some respite. But we'll be straight back to you after this explanation. Sickest motherfucker in the thread.