Topic: Daft Confessions Thread

[Interpolic]

Mike mate, I honestly thought you were doing well until tonight.  Tits aren't people of their own you know, they are your cousin's tits.  The wanking stuff was OK I guess but you've gone to s*** when you mentioned grabbing them.  Great stuff though man.

[wormy]

So, is it okay to imagine your dad's schlong between them as long as he's not the only one and you don't see his face? Just trying to get a gauge for my own moral compass and all.

[wormy]

I f***ing love this idea that he can admit he saw his cousin's amazing rack and had to have a w*** when he got home. Yet he's adamant that she was only a split second of the material that he used. Bullshit is the catalyst ever supporting cast or below.

[Ginola]

So, is it okay to imagine your dad's schlong between them as long as he's not the only one and you don't see his face? Just trying to get a gauge for my own moral compass and all.

As long as it's just the concept of your dads dick between your cousins tits it's all swell, I think.

[Mike]

Mike mate, I honestly thought you were doing well until tonight.  Tits aren't people of their own you know, they are your cousin's tits.  The wanking stuff was OK I guess but you've gone to s*** when you mentioned grabbing them.  Great stuff though man.

Alright, see. I was 17. Remember being seventeen? Grabbing them and hollering laughter was the subtle plan.

Cooler heads prevailed.

[Interpolic]

Btw, when I said this should be renamed 'Dark confessions' I wasn't being racist.

I saw that joke but as the only forums white guy to have seen black people irl I felt it was too far.

Where's the Karl bullshit gif?  Some of us live in London ffs.  But aye fair enough, there are no black people in Newcastle.

[Mike]

So, is it okay to imagine your dad's schlong between them as long as he's not the only one and you don't see his face? Just trying to get a gauge for my own moral compass and all.

See how f***ing weird this dude is! Free pass because of the funny accent, though! f***ing collusion.

[Neil]

See, it wasn't her tits. It was the concept of tits.

This has made me lose it.

[wormy]

17? So she was 14, right? I seem to recall you saying 3 years difference?

[Mike]

17? So she was 14, right? I seem to recall you saying 3 years difference?

I didn't do anything. Cooler heads! Gentlemanly conduct!

[Sifu]

17? So she was 14, right? I seem to recall you saying 3 years difference?

s*** just got serious.

[Interpolic]

See, it wasn't her tits. It was the concept of tits.

This has made me lose it.

It's very quickly became a mantra.  "For the love of tits" will end up making an appearance on Mike's gravestone.

[Ginola]

Wow, so not only did Mike have a w*** over his cousin, he had a w*** over his 14 year old cousin to stop himself from molesting her.

[Interpolic]

Wow, so not only did Mike have a w*** over his cousin, he had a w*** over his 14 year old cousin to stop himself from molesting her.

Woah.

[wormy]

Nah, man. Cooler heads. Cooler heads.

[Sifu]

Wow, so not only did Mike have a w*** over his cousin, he had a w*** over his 14 year old cousin to stop himself from molesting her.

"Morals".

[NEEJ_Hunter]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

[Ginola]

Nah, man. Cooler heads. Cooler heads.

The concept!

[Interpolic]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

[Mike]

Wow, so not only did Mike have a w*** over his cousin, he had a w*** over his 14 year old cousin to stop himself from molesting her.

I briefly considered doing something regrettable whilst living under the dictatorship of an erection. Fourteen years ago.

Doesn't make me a monster now.

Had I lost that battle of wills, my confession a few pages ago would have been crazy contrite. Loads of 's.

This is the good future. I can it.

[wormy]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Clearly no coincidence he started this thread. Like he expected this s*** to stay at 'I like Downton Abbey ' level s***. He was waiting for Jill, then Ridman, then Stifler/Dave... Just waiting.

[Mike]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Losing your support hurt the most.

[Neil]

Mike, I'll give you this: you have a way with words.

The Dictatorship of an Erection: Mike's Naaawttaay Secrets.

[Mike]

As if I'll ever confess in here again. f*** you dicks, I'm going back to the church.

[Sifu]

Someone's gonna get locked up as a result of this thread eventually.

It's crossed my mind that Mike was just testing the water with a few 'tame' confessions early doors.

Clearly no coincidence he started this thread. Like he expected this s*** to stay at 'I like Downton Abbey ' level s***. He was waiting for Jill, then Ridman, then Stifler/Dave... Just waiting.