Topic: Daft Confessions Thread

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

I quite like Rizzle Kicks. Never listened to their album (I assume they have one out), but decent singles, like.

[TBG]

I've totally fallen for this lass

[Sifu]

Got excited when I saw this topic at the top of the page

(Underwhelming confession like ).

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Got excited when I saw this topic at the top of the page

(Underwhelming confession like ).

Howay then, son. Let wer in on it. When people are so eager to hear someone eles's confession they're nearly always hiding on of their own.

[Anderson]

I've totally fallen for this lass

Is this the Mission Impossible lass? Did we ever hear the conclusion to that tale?

[TBG]

Mission impossible lass is still ago

[Phil Mitchell]

I quite like Rizzle Kicks. Never listened to their album (I assume they have one out), but decent singles, like.

In a similar vein I really like the new Enter Shikari album.

[Sifu]

Got excited when I saw this topic at the top of the page

(Underwhelming confession like ).

Howay then, son. Let wer in on it. When people are so eager to hear someone eles's confession they're nearly always hiding on of their own.

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[wormy]

I quite like Rizzle Kicks. Never listened to their album (I assume they have one out), but decent singles, like.

For someone that hates most music these days, I found them quite listenable.

[Ridman]

While I was 6-7 years old (before the dog roleplaying incident) I used to spend every weekend at my step father’s apartment building. Right across the hall where his apartment was there lived this family who had two boys at a similar age to myself. On the floor below us lived this cute girl which I had a massive crush on. One weekend morning we were all playing on the corridor which separated our apartments and were just sitting there, the four of us, having nothing to do. So me, being the born perverted leader I am, came up with a new fun game of kissing each other asses. Not sure why, but for whatever reason I wanted to kiss this girl’s ass (must have been something I saw in a film, there was little censorship within my step father’s household) . They were a little reluctant at first but I, determined to have my way, told them that we should start by one of the brother’s bending over, taking off his underwear and the other one kissing his ass. Thereafter the girl would do the same and I would assume the role of the ass kisser.  Somehow they didn’t think this was such a bad idea after all, so there we all were in the apartment building corridor and one of the brother’s started crouching down and removing his underwear, then just as the other one was bearing down on his ass with his lips the door behind  them opened and out stepped their father…
In inhumanly fast fashion, he grabbed the boys by their arms and dragged them into the house slamming the door behind them. The girl got scared and ran down to her own apartment and I was left all alone on the hall, bitterly disappointed that the dad didn’t come a few minutes later. Anyway, I just shrugged and went inside playing my Sega while listening to some very loyd, yet inaudible, shouts and screams coming from across the hall.   

I never played with any of them again.

Funny thing though, the weekend after I visited my step father again and saw the two brothers playing outside. One of them had his hand in a sling, his dad must have broken his arm while dragging him bare assed up from the floor 

[Disco]

FFS

[wormy]

Words fail me.

[Tooj]

[Michael]

Christ

[Interpolic]

Confession and a half that like.

[Jill]

I love how it was so out of nowhere as well. As if he just thought "oh, I know what I've not mentioned before"

[wormy]

I love how it was so out of nowhere as well. As if he just thought "oh, I know what I've not mentioned before"

He's had to search for this thread to specifically bring this up ffs So much time to think 'is this a smart idea?' but nope! He still runs with it. That's some outstanding balls right there.

[Si]

I love how it was so out of nowhere as well. As if he just thought "oh, I know what I've not mentioned before"

He's had to search for this thread to specifically bring this up ffs So much time to think 'is this a smart idea?' but nope! He still runs with it. That's some outstanding balls right there.

Makes you wonder what he has nearly posted.

[Ste]

By kissing the ass, do you mean on the cheeks or full on head in between them stylee?

[Lorry In Boat]

By kissing the ass, do you mean on the cheeks or full on head in between them stylee?

The idea of two seven year old's doing that

[wormy]

By kissing the ass, do you mean on the cheeks or full on head in between them stylee?

The idea of two seven year old's doing that

That one seven year old suggested it with a sinister ulterior motive to get his lips on another seven year old's ass ffs.

[Neil]

Ridman, ever thought your childhood was a bit, y'know, f***ing weird?

[Ketsbaia]

It's baaaaaaack

[Ste]

Where does Ridman hail from? There may be a very simple explanation for this.

[wormy]

Ridman, ever thought your childhood was a bit, y'know, f***ing weird?

Now we just need Mike back to top him with his teenage years.