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Mike

Daft Confessions Thread
« on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:32:29 PM »
 :lol: Chess thread made me think about it.


I've never won a game of checkers in my entire life. I'm 0 - forever.
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Sifu

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:32:50 PM »
I've never won a game of chess.
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Mike

Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:33:28 PM »
I always turn down opportunities to play chess by saying "I can't even f***ing play checkers."
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Sifu

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:34:23 PM »
:lol:

Another one, I've never seen the Godfather films.
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BarackObama

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:34:39 PM »
I p*ss in the sink.
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Mike

Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:35:42 PM »
Quote from: Sifu on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:34:23 PM
:lol:

Here's another daft confession, I've never seen the Godfather films.


I saw the first one and bluff my way through talk about the second and third.
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Jill

  • Lovely lady
Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:37:35 PM »
I was thinking a thread like this could come in handy. I think mine is more bad than daft though so not sure whether to share. :undecided:
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Mike

Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:39:58 PM »
Quote from: BarackObama on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:34:39 PM
I p*ss in the sink.

No biggie considering the dishes are in the tub, right?
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Sifu

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:40:18 PM »
:laugh:
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LiquidAK

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:43:08 PM »
I broke my girlfriend's clock and didn't tell her. She thinks it just stopped working.
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Clay

Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Mike on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:32:29 PM
:lol: Chess thread made me think about it.


I've never won a game of checkers in my entire life. I'm 0 - forever.

I'm average at Chess but I'm exactly the same as you with checkers, awful game.
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Sifu

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:45:34 PM »
I cried during the first Pokemon film (I was 11 when I watched it btw).
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Disco

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:51:15 PM »
Quote from: Mike on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: BarackObama on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:34:39 PM
I p*ss in the sink.

No biggie considering the dishes are in the tub, right?

:lol: get in Mike son.
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Cajun

Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 06:53:49 PM »
Why the f*** has no one pushed Jill for more?
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Acceptance level adequate.

Mike

Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 07:24:35 PM »
Quote from: Cajun on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:53:49 PM
Why the f*** has no one pushed Jill for more?

:lol: That's up to either you or Gupt.
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Tooj

Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 07:27:35 PM »
Was hoping Mike was about to reveal that he isn't even black.
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Mike

Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 07:28:50 PM »
Quote from: Tooj on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 07:27:35 PM
Was hoping Mike was about to reveal that he isn't even black.

Even if I were white, I'd keep the act going just so you would have a safe place to use your chicken jokes.
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AliGupter

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 07:33:06 PM »
Quote from: Sifu on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:34:23 PM
:lol:

Another one, I've never seen the Godfather films.


The Godfather insists on itself.
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You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

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JH

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #18 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 07:52:54 PM »
Quote from: Sifu on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:34:23 PM
:lol:

Another one, I've never seen the Godfather films.


I've rarely seen any films :lol: It's amazing how much you can blag your way through conversation about the 'famous films'.

"Oh aye aye, I've seen that. My favourite bit is the part with the guy when he says 'Hello...' to that lass"
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Jill

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 07:56:10 PM »
Quote from: Cajun on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:53:49 PM
Why the f*** has no one pushed Jill for more?

:lol: I could get away with it.

I log into someone else's emails occasionally. I haven't spoken to him for years but he's never changed his password. I've never even met him, it was an old internet friend who shared his password when we ran an e-fed about 13 years ago. I never do owt, just browse through them in an absolutely massive invasion of privacy. I should stop really.
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AliGupter

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 07:58:23 PM »
Quote from: Jill on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 07:56:10 PM
Quote from: Cajun on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:53:49 PM
Why the f*** has no one pushed Jill for more?

:lol: I could get away with it.

I log into someone else's emails occasionally. I haven't spoken to him for years but he's never changed his password. I've never even met him, it was an old internet friend who shared his password when we ran an e-fed about 13 years ago. I never do owt, just browse through them in an absolutely massive invasion of privacy. I should stop really.

:pokerface:
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Quote from: GM on Friday 10 February 2012, 09:54:16 AM
You really are an irritating little s***, Gupter. This place was SO much better before you showed up.

Biggest Fraud 2011
Winner:  AliGupter
Runner-up:  Nobody even came close

Sifu

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 07:59:34 PM »
Quote from: JH on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: Sifu on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:34:23 PM
:lol:

Another one, I've never seen the Godfather films.


I've rarely seen any films :lol: It's amazing how much you can blag your way through conversation about the 'famous films'.

"Oh aye aye, I've seen that. My favourite bit is the part with the guy when he says 'Hello...' to that lass"

Can't be as bad as my mate, he's literally not watched any of the "famous films". He hasn't seen the Terminator films, the Alien films, the Back to the Future trilogy, the list goes on....
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Interpolic

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 08:00:04 PM »
Bloody hell Jill. :lol:
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Disco

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 08:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Jill on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 07:56:10 PM
Quote from: Cajun on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:53:49 PM
Why the f*** has no one pushed Jill for more?

:lol: I could get away with it.

I log into someone else's emails occasionally. I haven't spoken to him for years but he's never changed his password. I've never even met him, it was an old internet friend who shared his password when we ran an e-fed about 13 years ago. I never do owt, just browse through them in an absolutely massive invasion of privacy. I should stop really.

How's that new job at The Sun working out for you btw?
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Sifu

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread.
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday 7 December 2011, 08:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Jill on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 07:56:10 PM
Quote from: Cajun on Wednesday  7 December 2011, 06:53:49 PM
Why the f*** has no one pushed Jill for more?

:lol: I could get away with it.

I log into someone else's emails occasionally. I haven't spoken to him for years but he's never changed his password. I've never even met him, it was an old internet friend who shared his password when we ran an e-fed about 13 years ago. I never do owt, just browse through them in an absolutely massive invasion of privacy. I should stop really.

:undecided: :laugh:
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