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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #50 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:07:31 AM »
Quote from: heza09 on Sunday  5 February 2012, 11:05:19 AM
Chelski have a Russian and he owns a submarine, he hates all the Americans and plays the tamberine, and every time I see him, I think "How rich are you?", you're just a stupid mafia man who sells weapons to the Jews.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #51 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:13:31 AM »
Who wants my jizz filled drawers to wash when we win the league?
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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #52 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:26:07 AM »
:lol: I love seeing this thread bumped  :aww:
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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #53 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 11:38:33 AM »
Quote from: heza09 on Sunday  5 February 2012, 11:13:31 AM
Who wants my jizz filled drawers to wash when we win the league?

They should be preserved.  I'd recommend that they be hoisted to the top of an enormousness flag pole and left to fly above St James' Park as a reminder of not only the club's glorious achievement, but also your amazing foresight.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #54 on: Sunday 5 February 2012, 04:10:34 PM »
 :aww:
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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #55 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 10:56:22 PM »
1, 2, 3-4-5,
Once we caught the Wolves alive,
6, 7, 8-9-10,
Then we let them go again,
Why did we let them go,
Because we p*ssed all on them so,
4th in the league and out of sight,
Miles away from that Sunderland s****!

Back on track with our deadly attack. Get the brooms out and sweep these cakehole filling, bum banditting, snow hounds to one side. The league is ours. SKWARK SKWARK!! The Magpies are here. BOOMSH!
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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #56 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 10:59:49 PM »
I want whatever Heza's been having.

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #57 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 11:00:11 PM »
Dear God :lol:

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Re: The 100% Official Newcastle United Division 1 Champions (2011/2012) Thread
« Reply #58 on: Friday 24 February 2012, 11:06:32 PM »
'Cause it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, don't be surprised when Citeh get bent over, and the Geordies win it. We told ya, the premier's s***!

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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #59 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 12:53:46 PM »
Boujour. Salut. Hi. Buenos Dias. Mamma mia. Cia bella. Stiri peevo. Cinqo cerveza. Droit au but. Kugelschreiber. Arrivaderci. f***ing Frogs. Schizen. Chien. Chat. Goulash.

EIEIEIO, up the football league we go, when we get to Europe (now), this is what we sing, I like beef and you like chicken the indians lads called singh!


Aye, aye pork pie...unless you're a Jew - ye can have a vegetarian alternative squire.

Neeeeeow planes at the platform we're going to the big stage, Europa league beckons like a Nordic attack when the fog-horn sounds and the smoke signals go off.

We are f***ing mint and if you don' like it, I suggest you dip your tongue in the sugar bowl because that's the closest thing to how sweet this is. Bitch ass lego pieces.
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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #60 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 12:58:06 PM »
Post Friday nights with Heza are some craic.

PS: Can't believe you edited the title before we're mathematically out of the title race.
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Quote from: gbandit on Sunday  4 September 2011, 12:40:10 AM
They keep saying their strategy will take several years to implement, I accept this and realise that in the future we may be able to hold onto players much easier if we manage to achieve success without burning cash to get there. There's next to no point in overspending until you're in the s*** to get to Europe, only to fall out of it for several years and potentially enter relegation battles. Be frugal, spend the money wisely but at all times keep a core of good players in the side and try the utmost to create a core which is reasonably stable for three-four years.

I fully expect to get slayed and slated here for being a w***** apologist and maybe I'm wrong, maybe all they care about is lining their pockets and f***ing us over but you can argue it both ways. The haters have a more aggressive way of talking about it but we'll not know who's right until MA's ownership comes to an end.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #61 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 12:59:44 PM »
Quote from: Stu on Saturday 31 March 2012, 12:58:06 PM
Post Friday nights with Heza are some craic.

PS: Can't believe you edited the title before we're mathematically out of the title race.

Realism...it's a new religion mate. I started it because I'm eternally over-optimistic.

Coco-pops style.

KEEP THE FAITH.
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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #62 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 01:05:10 PM »
:lol:
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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #63 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 02:37:54 PM »
Cringe.
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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #64 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 02:42:08 PM »
Quote from: Beren on Saturday 31 March 2012, 02:37:54 PM
Cringe.

You can f*** right off. Dickweed.

Go have a nibble on your fathers cock.

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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #65 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 02:50:52 PM »
Judging by his latest press conference...Pardew has only just learned that the FA Cup runner up will get the Euro place.

I find this from a professional manager shocking. Fans have known this for months. He does worry me constantly does Pard's whenever he talks to the press.

I mean, Liverpool finished 6th last season and were they in Europe this year...?

Laughable really.

Anyway, we're gonna finish 5th!!!!
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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #66 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 02:53:03 PM »
Yes, we are. Nee dissing Pards in here mind. It's not allowed. This is my f***ing thread.
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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #67 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:12:05 PM »
Quote from: NufcBano on Saturday 31 March 2012, 02:50:52 PM
Judging by his latest press conference...Pardew has only just learned that the FA Cup runner up will get the Euro place.

I find this from a professional manager shocking. Fans have known this for months. He does worry me constantly does Pard's whenever he talks to the press.

I mean, Liverpool finished 6th last season and were they in Europe this year...?

Laughable really.

Anyway, we're gonna finish 5th!!!!

The pre match presser? Didn't come accross like that to me, was just saying FA should have another look at the runner up in the cup getting into Europe over a team thats done well over 38 games, but might have missed some of it tbf.

That said, not Pardew, but it's not just once or twice where I've actually seen a manager surprised, or have to ask an interviewer where they or another team is in the table after a game. Seems just bizzare that they wouldn't pour over the table and varied ramifications like the rest of us, but maybe they really do just 'focus on their own game', sometimes. Bizarre.
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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #68 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:14:02 PM »
wew, it's gettin a bit sensible in here mind...
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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #69 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:19:04 PM »
Quote from: heza09 on Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:14:02 PM
wew, it's gettin a bit sensible in here mind...



ONWARDS. TO EUROPE!!!



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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #70 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:19:56 PM »
I like you.
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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #71 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:29:53 PM »
Snatch: I'M COMING TO LONDON!
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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #72 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:37:28 PM »
 :lol:

London isn't in Europe though mate, sorry.
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Quote from: Skirge on Sunday  6 February 2011, 01:28:08 AM
Missed it at the match, didn't even see Tiote running towards us.. I was facing the other way shaking the handlebars in a blokes mobility scooter behind me as we were screaming at each other :lol:
turned around to see them all lying on the deck.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #73 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:42:02 PM »
Quote from: heza09 on Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:37:28 PM
:lol:

London isn't in Europe though mate, sorry.

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Re: The 100% Official NUFC Invade Europe With More Effect Than Adolf Thread
« Reply #74 on: Saturday 31 March 2012, 03:46:11 PM »
We've already got Europe threads.

Bye.
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